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I'm a bitch because it's necessary... and fun
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Crossing Swords

I'm a bitch because it's necessary...and fun

I'm a bitch because it's necessary...
and fun

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I'm a bitch because it's necessary... and fun.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:23
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E09 My heart is true, you dumb fuckin' bridge! - Crossing Swords 00:06
My heart is true, you dumb fuckin' bridge!
S01 • E01 - Like I said, men from the boys. Now, line up according to bulge. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Like I said, men from the boys. Now, line up according to ...
S01 • E04 - Oh, so being a bitch is like your armor. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oh, so being a bitch is like your armor.
S01 • E10 But according to the law, - Crossing Swords 00:06
But according to the law,
S01 • E06 - He lives! He lives! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- He lives! He lives!
S01 • E02 What would you say to the King right now - Crossing Swords 00:06
What would you say to the King right now
S01 • E04 Did you just call me a bitch, bitch? - Crossing Swords 00:04
Did you just call me a bitch, bitch?
S01 • E05 If I help you break out of here, will you ban clown hunting? - Crossing Swords 00:04
If I help you break out of here, will you ban clown hunting?
S01 • E01 - Well, if no one's going to lend me their underwear, I guess this is happening. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Well, if no one's going to lend me their underwear, I...
S01 • E09 As I said, only those who are true of heart may pass. - Crossing Swords 00:06
As I said, only those who are true of heart may pass.
S01 • E05 It'll be the first thing I do after I legalize bestiality, - Crossing Swords 00:08
It'll be the first thing I do after I legalize bestiali...
S01 • E07 - You, there! This monstrosity's blocking my light! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- You, there! This monstrosity's blocking my light!
S01 • E10 She can make you a knight. You can be my boyfriend. - Crossing Swords 00:04
She can make you a knight. You can be my boyfriend.
S01 • E04 No matter what I do, assholes are always gonna fucking roast me. - Crossing Swords 00:05
No matter what I do, assholes are always gonna fucking roast...
S01 • E09 I've been shitting my pants all day in a haunted murder maze - Crossing Swords 00:08
I've been shitting my pants all day in a haunted murder...
S01 • E03 - Cannons can't pierce Kraken hide! Any true Krak-Head would know that! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Cannons can't pierce Kraken hide! Any true Krak-Head ...
S01 • E07 - This isn't over. One day I'll get your precious butter. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- This isn't over. One day I'll get your precious ...
S01 • E10 And if we work as a couple, you know, travel well together, - Crossing Swords 00:06
And if we work as a couple, you know, travel well together,
S01 • E02 There's a lot of great criminals to choose from, - Crossing Swords 00:07
There's a lot of great criminals to choose from,
S01 • E10 Who knows? You could be king one day. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Who knows? You could be king one day.