It was a perfect life. And I kept a perfect house. Cleaning was my love language. That and...
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It was a perfect life. And I kept a perfect house. Cleaning was my love language. That and butt stuff. You see, Craig had a jean jacket
from high school, a ratty old thing. He never even wore it, so one day,
into the trash it went. Then, the morning of the great blizzard, you know, the one that killed
all those Sherpas, Craig says, "Hey, baby,
you seen my old jean jacket?" And I tell him,
"I threw it out weeks ago." Craig's eyes went black as coal. He says,
"That jacket wasn't just a jacket, "it was a symbol
of the last time I was happy. "Beast Feast, my senior year. "The night I met you. "Before you turned into a woman "who'd rather dust than dance, "who'd rather sweep than see a sunset, who'd rather mop than make love." And with that, he threw open the door. "No, Craig," I said, "the blizzard!
At least take a jacket."
from high school, a ratty old thing. He never even wore it, so one day,
into the trash it went. Then, the morning of the great blizzard, you know, the one that killed
all those Sherpas, Craig says, "Hey, baby,
you seen my old jean jacket?" And I tell him,
"I threw it out weeks ago." Craig's eyes went black as coal. He says,
"That jacket wasn't just a jacket, "it was a symbol
of the last time I was happy. "Beast Feast, my senior year. "The night I met you. "Before you turned into a woman "who'd rather dust than dance, "who'd rather sweep than see a sunset, who'd rather mop than make love." And with that, he threw open the door. "No, Craig," I said, "the blizzard!
At least take a jacket."
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It was a perfect life.
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And I kept a perfect house.
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Cleaning was my love language.
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That and butt stuff.
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You see, Craig had a jean jacket
from high school, a ratty old thing.
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He never even wore it, so one day,
into the trash it went.
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Then, the morning of the great blizzard,
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you know, the one that killed
all those Sherpas,
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Craig says, "Hey, baby,
you seen my old jean jacket?"
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And I tell him,
"I threw it out weeks ago."
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Craig's eyes went black as coal.
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He says,
"That jacket wasn't just a jacket,
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"it was a symbol
of the last time I was happy.
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"Beast Feast, my senior year.
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"The night I met you.
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"Before you turned into a woman
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"who'd rather dust than dance,
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"who'd rather sweep than see a sunset,
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who'd rather mop than make love."
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And with that, he threw open the door.
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"No, Craig," I said, "the blizzard!
At least take a jacket."
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Movie Summary
A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
