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Crossing Swords

"Marking the dwindling hoursof your youth." God dammit! Get off-bookor get off the stage,...

"Marking the dwindling hours
of your youth." God dammit! Get off-book
or get off the stage, all right?

Full Transcript

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"Marking the dwindling hours of your youth."
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God dammit! Get off-book or get off the stage, all right?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:09
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E07 - Where... Where are we? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Where... Where are we?
S01 • E01 - Kid, you must be an interior decorator, - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Kid, you must be an interior decorator,
S01 • E04 Like, I'm the Princess. I should be getting the stuff. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Like, I'm the Princess. I should be getting the stuff.
S01 • E05 Time to water the tulips. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Time to water the tulips.
S01 • E03 Survival rate is a solid 50%. Everyone goes home happy. - Crossing Swords 00:06
Survival rate is a solid 50%. Everyone goes home happy.
S01 • E02 - What are you doing here, Sprinkles? Do I own you by fairy law now? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- What are you doing here, Sprinkles? Do I own you by fairy ...
S01 • E10 All women are assassins of one stripe or another. - Crossing Swords 00:04
All women are assassins of one stripe or another.
S01 • E01 - Well, I thought yetis were white. Why are these so yellow? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Well, I thought yetis were white. Why are these so yellow?
S01 • E02 - Oh, no. - I'm haunting you till the day you die. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oh, no. - I'm haunting you till the day you die.
S01 • E06 - Mom! Am I really getting a chastity belt? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Mom! Am I really getting a chastity belt?
S01 • E01 - Fun fact, yetis piss themselves when you shoot 'em. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Fun fact, yetis piss themselves when you shoot 'em.
S01 • E08 Our plague-ologist just upgraded the threat level - Crossing Swords 00:07
Our plague-ologist just upgraded the threat level
S01 • E03 - Yep. I'm more of a glass-half-full kinda guy. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Yep. I'm more of a glass-half-full kinda guy.
S01 • E05 - Ooh, these purses are defective. I'm taking them back to the workshop. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Ooh, these purses are defective. I'm taking them back...
S01 • E02 All your friends ate my friends! - Crossing Swords 00:05
All your friends ate my friends!
S01 • E01 They also scream, scream, - Crossing Swords 00:06
They also scream, scream,
S01 • E09 I thought I was training an actor, not a trier! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I thought I was training an actor, not a trier!
S01 • E03 - Your majesty, think of the cinnamon! And the basil! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Your majesty, think of the cinnamon! And the basil!
S01 • E02 I saw my fiancé get eaten like a fucking corn on the cob! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I saw my fiancé get eaten like a fucking corn on the cob!
S01 • E04 Human Shield, come stand next to me so I look skinny. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Human Shield, come stand next to me so I look skinny.