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Crossing Swords

Me? I'm definitely not an orc who turned out to beway less talented than he thought

Me? I'm definitely not an orc who turned out to be
way less talented than he thought

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- Me? I'm definitely not an orc
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who turned out to be way less talented than he thought.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:48
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E04 - Okay, kids, pickpocket as much as you can and bring it back to me, - Crossing Swords 00:09
- Okay, kids, pickpocket as much as you can and bring it bac...
S01 • E09 ...commission a marble statue of myself doing pushups - Crossing Swords 00:12
...commission a marble statue of myself doing pushups
S01 • E03 I really care about these dolphins, man. Or seals or whatever they are. - Crossing Swords 00:05
I really care about these dolphins, man. Or seals or whateve...
S01 • E06 - Well maybe she's deranged because grandpa threw her in a tower - Crossing Swords 00:08
- Well maybe she's deranged because grandpa threw her i...
S01 • E08 I'm your king, after all. - Crossing Swords 00:09
I'm your king, after all.
S01 • E07 Welcome to the People's Republic of Nimbus! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Welcome to the People's Republic of Nimbus!
S01 • E10 - Would a buttload of sex yarn help? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Would a buttload of sex yarn help?
S01 • E02 - No. Never heard of him. - Ruben the Rogue? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- No. Never heard of him. - Ruben the Rogue?
S01 • E03 - Uh, hi. Remind me who you are, again? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Uh, hi. Remind me who you are, again?
S01 • E07 We haven't had one of those in centuries! - Crossing Swords 00:05
We haven't had one of those in centuries!
S01 • E05 - Don't ask questions, don't move, and don't touch anything! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Don't ask questions, don't move, and don't ...
S01 • E02 Robs people in the forest, wears a lot of green, - Crossing Swords 00:06
Robs people in the forest, wears a lot of green,
S01 • E03 - Oh, me? I'm just an uneducated, self-made millionaire - Crossing Swords 00:07
- Oh, me? I'm just an uneducated, self-made millionaire
S01 • E07 - No king? Then how do you know which one of you is the best? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- No king? Then how do you know which one of you is the best...
S01 • E01 Eighth time's the charm, as the saying goes. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Eighth time's the charm, as the saying goes.
S01 • E10 If you need more slack, unravel your aunt's homemade fuck doll. - Crossing Swords 00:04
If you need more slack, unravel your aunt's homemade fu...
S01 • E04 How is this fun for you? Ow! - Crossing Swords 00:05
How is this fun for you? Ow!
S01 • E06 Keefer! - Crossing Swords 00:13
Keefer!
S01 • E07 I know! We'll explain it in a song! - Crossing Swords 00:04
I know! We'll explain it in a song!
S01 • E05 - Wow. This statue of the Old King is really lifelike. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Wow. This statue of the Old King is really lifelike.