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My family's dead from plague, but your problems seem equally hard!
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Crossing Swords

My family's dead from plague,but your problems seem equally hard!

My family's dead from plague,
but your problems seem equally hard!

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My family's dead from plague, but your problems seem equally hard!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:31
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E08 We could just hang out, like friends. - Crossing Swords 00:04
We could just hang out, like friends.
S01 • E10 Donna will be crowned queen, and nobody can say shit about it. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Donna will be crowned queen, and nobody can say shit about i...
S01 • E06 The burn doctors grafted it onto a missing part of my face. - Crossing Swords 00:04
The burn doctors grafted it onto a missing part of my face.
S01 • E01 - Okay, first lesson about Kingstown: don't say your thoughts out loud. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Okay, first lesson about Kingstown: don't say your th...
S01 • E05 - “If your storage unit is a storage castle--” - Crossing Swords 00:09
- “If your storage unit is a storage castle--”
S01 • E09 So you walked into this hellhole out of a sense of duty? - Crossing Swords 00:05
So you walked into this hellhole out of a sense of duty?
S01 • E02 My final words. Everyone staring at me. Not a dry eye in the house. - Crossing Swords 00:06
My final words. Everyone staring at me. Not a dry eye in the...
S01 • E03 A ship... is a really big boat. - Crossing Swords 00:05
A ship... is a really big boat.
S01 • E06 - Again, I'm really sorry about setting you on fire. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Again, I'm really sorry about setting you on fire.
S01 • E02 I want them to want me to be executed. It means I've made it! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I want them to want me to be executed. It means I've ma...
S01 • E01 - Can I interest you in a novelty shot glass you'll never use? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Can I interest you in a novelty shot glass you'll nev...
S01 • E05 Told ya. - Crossing Swords 00:08
Told ya.
S01 • E04 - Princess, will you endorse my herbal tea - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Princess, will you endorse my herbal tea
S01 • E01 - No thanks, I'm not in the market for garbage. Whoa, bobbleheads! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- No thanks, I'm not in the market for garbage. Whoa, b...
S01 • E06 What the-- - Crossing Swords 00:05
What the--
S01 • E09 I have five kids, so no, I was absolutely doing it for the money. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I have five kids, so no, I was absolutely doing it for the m...
S01 • E07 No uninsured water parks. - Crossing Swords 00:08
No uninsured water parks.
S01 • E04 It's called "Humpty DumpTea." - Crossing Swords 00:05
It's called "Humpty DumpTea."
S01 • E01 That's our most famous local hooker, HPV Annie! - Crossing Swords 00:04
That's our most famous local hooker, HPV Annie!
S01 • E08 - Hey, check it out. I'm lampshade-on-head party guy. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Hey, check it out. I'm lampshade-on-head party guy.