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My penis and balls are tucked safely between my legs!
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Crossing Swords

My penis and balls are tuckedsafely between my legs!

My penis and balls are tucked
safely between my legs!

Full Transcript

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- My penis and balls are tucked safely between my legs!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:02
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E07 But we have responsibilities at home. The people need you. - Crossing Swords 00:05
But we have responsibilities at home. The people need you.
S01 • E06 - Did you get the books? Give them to me. Give them! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Did you get the books? Give them to me. Give them!
S01 • E08 - That feels like a stretch. - I killed Craig! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- That feels like a stretch. - I killed Craig!
S01 • E03 - Look, I wanna save Krakens as much as anybody, - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Look, I wanna save Krakens as much as anybody,
S01 • E02 I'm just asking for equal pay for men and women! - Crossing Swords 00:04
I'm just asking for equal pay for men and women!
S01 • E06 - Hi, I'm Patrick. - Hope you like 30-minute paella, Patrick. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Hi, I'm Patrick. - Hope you like 30-minute paella, Pa...
S01 • E10 I guess I have no one to blame but myself. - Crossing Swords 00:05
I guess I have no one to blame but myself.
S01 • E07 I'm not trying to embarrass anybody, but I must ask. - Crossing Swords 00:05
I'm not trying to embarrass anybody, but I must ask.
S01 • E06 - No, Aunt Donna! - We're making Keefer real. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- No, Aunt Donna! - We're making Keefer real.
S01 • E08 I'm supposed to be this brave squire, but I'm too scared - Crossing Swords 00:08
I'm supposed to be this brave squire, but I'm too ...
S01 • E02 What about this guy over here? - Crossing Swords 00:04
What about this guy over here?
S01 • E05 - Say, you wouldn't believe the expensive piece of shit - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Say, you wouldn't believe the expensive piece of shit
S01 • E10 You told me my whole life I didn't matter. - Crossing Swords 00:04
You told me my whole life I didn't matter.
S01 • E07 Did one of you have explosive diarrhea in the rainbow river? - Crossing Swords 00:05
Did one of you have explosive diarrhea in the rainbow river?
S01 • E04 - Broth. Did you see a guy in a cloak with a gold pin? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Broth. Did you see a guy in a cloak with a gold pin?
S01 • E06 "To raise the unliving for one hour's time, - Crossing Swords 00:14
"To raise the unliving for one hour's time,
S01 • E02 - Hey, Patrick. I couldn't live under that bridge a second longer, man! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Hey, Patrick. I couldn't live under that bridge a sec...
S01 • E03 Moment... moment... moment. - Crossing Swords 00:08
Moment... moment... moment.
S01 • E04 I think it could be the assassin. - Crossing Swords 00:06
I think it could be the assassin.
S01 • E05 - Shut up, Karen. - And, please, for the love of God, - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Shut up, Karen. - And, please, for the love of God,