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Crossing Swords

No, I'm not all right, Patrick!

No, I'm not all right, Patrick!

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- No, I'm not all right, Patrick!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:43
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E06 My whole day's ruined because I don't have a frickin' library card. - Crossing Swords 00:05
My whole day's ruined because I don't have a frick...
S01 • E02 Hi everybody! I have good news and bad news. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Hi everybody! I have good news and bad news.
S01 • E09 That was to save you, you fuckin' ingrate. Hyah! - Crossing Swords 00:05
That was to save you, you fuckin' ingrate. Hyah!
S01 • E08 You see, the last time I threw something out, I lost Craig. - Crossing Swords 00:04
You see, the last time I threw something out, I lost Craig.
S01 • E03 - Fine! I'm gonna go watch the travesty unfolding downstairs. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Fine! I'm gonna go watch the travesty unfolding downs...
S01 • E06 Nerd! - Crossing Swords 00:07
Nerd!
S01 • E08 It was a perfect life. - Crossing Swords 01:00
It was a perfect life.
S01 • E02 The good news is, I brought lollipops! Yay! - Crossing Swords 00:06
The good news is, I brought lollipops! Yay!
S01 • E07 - Are you kidding me? I hate babies. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Are you kidding me? I hate babies.
S01 • E03 That Broth kid's a hoot! - Crossing Swords 00:07
That Broth kid's a hoot!
S01 • E09 His big dream was about to eat his ass. - Crossing Swords 00:05
His big dream was about to eat his ass.
S01 • E10 - There's been a coup. The royal family's going to be executed. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- There's been a coup. The royal family's going to...
S01 • E07 Do you know how hard it is to not get pregnant in this day and age? - Crossing Swords 00:04
Do you know how hard it is to not get pregnant in this day a...
S01 • E02 The bad news is, I need a volunteer... to die. - Crossing Swords 00:06
The bad news is, I need a volunteer... to die.
S01 • E04 We wait all day, we drink all night, - Crossing Swords 00:06
We wait all day, we drink all night,
S01 • E07 My high school nickname was "The Comeback Kid." - Crossing Swords 00:06
My high school nickname was "The Comeback Kid."
S01 • E09 I was chasing our runaway King. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I was chasing our runaway King.
S01 • E03 I will give you an hour, then it is time for the ol' Blow-n-Drown. - Crossing Swords 00:06
I will give you an hour, then it is time for the ol' Bl...
S01 • E10 Because it's our king and queen. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Because it's our king and queen.
S01 • E02 Anyone wanna take one for the team? - Crossing Swords 00:04
Anyone wanna take one for the team?