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Not on a bird shit-covered balcony, over a thousand assholes
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Crossing Swords

Not on a bird shit-covered balcony,over a thousand assholes

Not on a bird shit-covered balcony,
over a thousand assholes

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Not on a bird shit-covered balcony, over a thousand assholes.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:07
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E01 You can take your squire job, - Crossing Swords 00:12
You can take your squire job,
S01 • E09 For his final curtain call, he really slayed it. - Crossing Swords 00:05
For his final curtain call, he really slayed it.
S01 • E06 I wanted it to happen on a beach in the crashing surf, - Crossing Swords 00:07
I wanted it to happen on a beach in the crashing surf,
S01 • E05 I mean, unless you actually do like dungeons, - Crossing Swords 00:05
I mean, unless you actually do like dungeons,
S01 • E02 - Patrick, is this a bad time to confess - Crossing Swords 00:08
- Patrick, is this a bad time to confess
S01 • E04 Uggh! - Crossing Swords 00:07
Uggh!
S01 • E05 So, you know, please be honest about it. - Honest? - Crossing Swords 00:04
So, you know, please be honest about it. - Honest?
S01 • E03 - You taste as good as you look! - Thanks! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- You taste as good as you look! - Thanks!
S01 • E08 Well, I gotta finish packing Blossom's carriage. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Well, I gotta finish packing Blossom's carriage.
S01 • E02 I traded her the lives of my fellow fairies for opium. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I traded her the lives of my fellow fairies for opium.
S01 • E06 But maybe not for a while, - Crossing Swords 00:07
But maybe not for a while,
S01 • E03 - Hello? Can you stop making out and come rescue me? - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Hello? Can you stop making out and come rescue me?
S01 • E02 What?! - Crossing Swords 00:07
What?!
S01 • E05 I know your deepest, darkest secret, - Crossing Swords 00:07
I know your deepest, darkest secret,
S01 • E03 Statistically, half of them will die from sharks and exposure. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Statistically, half of them will die from sharks and exposur...
S01 • E07 - Once we pay for the catastrophic damage to the castle, - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Once we pay for the catastrophic damage to the castle,
S01 • E02 - Feels good to get it off my-- - Crossing Swords 00:10
- Feels good to get it off my--
S01 • E06 Not only do I get an hour of life, I get to spend it with you. - Crossing Swords 00:06
Not only do I get an hour of life, I get to spend it with yo...
S01 • E09 Attention visitors. The Minotaur has been defeated. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Attention visitors. The Minotaur has been defeated.
S01 • E03 Ladies and gentlemen-- - Crossing Swords 00:08
Ladies and gentlemen--