To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Oh, thank Christ
Please log in to add to collections.
Crossing Swords

Oh, thank Christ

Oh, thank Christ

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.998
Oh, thank Christ.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:40
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E06 This is so much hotter when I can't see the inside of your skull. - Crossing Swords 00:05
This is so much hotter when I can't see the inside of y...
S01 • E05 The rest of my fall, if you're curious, - Crossing Swords 00:08
The rest of my fall, if you're curious,
S01 • E06 - Oh, Keef. Intercourse me! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oh, Keef. Intercourse me!
S01 • E09 Or was he teaching me all along? - Crossing Swords 00:05
Or was he teaching me all along?
S01 • E10 - I should specify: the son I never had, that I am aware of. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I should specify: the son I never had, that I am aware of.
S01 • E05 - You'll pay for this, Merriman! Cash, no credit! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- You'll pay for this, Merriman! Cash, no credit!
S01 • E03 - Thanks for the gunpowder, fucko! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Thanks for the gunpowder, fucko!
S01 • E04 - I mean, it's almost like I saved myself - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I mean, it's almost like I saved myself
S01 • E06 Lock her up! Lock her up! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Lock her up! Lock her up!
S01 • E08 It made me realize there's something I wanna ask you. - Crossing Swords 00:04
It made me realize there's something I wanna ask you.
S01 • E02 Oh, God! This is so much worse! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Oh, God! This is so much worse!
S01 • E05 - You never get a second chance to host your first Chill Society. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- You never get a second chance to host your first Chill Soc...
S01 • E09 Oh. That's what you wanted. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Oh. That's what you wanted.
S01 • E05 You should take this enormous failure and journal about it. - Crossing Swords 00:05
You should take this enormous failure and journal about it.
S01 • E03 You know what? You seem busy. - Crossing Swords 00:04
You know what? You seem busy.
S01 • E01 - Yeah, that's right, I cheated! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Yeah, that's right, I cheated!
S01 • E09 Ah, I mean, uh, if you say so. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Ah, I mean, uh, if you say so.
S01 • E01 Just like everybody else in this tournament of turds! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Just like everybody else in this tournament of turds!
S01 • E05 Our Kingdom is fucked, and I look like a real dick swab! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Our Kingdom is fucked, and I look like a real dick swab!
S01 • E06 Not on a bird shit-covered balcony, over a thousand assholes. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Not on a bird shit-covered balcony, over a thousand assholes...