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Okay, first lesson about Kingstown: don't say your thoughts out loud
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Crossing Swords

Don't say your thoughts out loud

Okay, first lesson about Kingstown:
don't say your thoughts out loud

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- Okay, first lesson about Kingstown: don't say your thoughts out loud.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:35
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E03 A ship... is a really big boat. - Crossing Swords 00:05
A ship... is a really big boat.
S01 • E06 - Again, I'm really sorry about setting you on fire. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Again, I'm really sorry about setting you on fire.
S01 • E01 - Can I interest you in a novelty shot glass you'll never use? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Can I interest you in a novelty shot glass you'll nev...
S01 • E02 I want them to want me to be executed. It means I've made it! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I want them to want me to be executed. It means I've ma...
S01 • E05 Told ya. - Crossing Swords 00:08
Told ya.
S01 • E04 - Princess, will you endorse my herbal tea - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Princess, will you endorse my herbal tea
S01 • E01 - No thanks, I'm not in the market for garbage. Whoa, bobbleheads! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- No thanks, I'm not in the market for garbage. Whoa, b...
S01 • E06 What the-- - Crossing Swords 00:05
What the--
S01 • E09 I have five kids, so no, I was absolutely doing it for the money. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I have five kids, so no, I was absolutely doing it for the m...
S01 • E07 No uninsured water parks. - Crossing Swords 00:08
No uninsured water parks.
S01 • E04 It's called "Humpty DumpTea." - Crossing Swords 00:05
It's called "Humpty DumpTea."
S01 • E01 That's our most famous local hooker, HPV Annie! - Crossing Swords 00:04
That's our most famous local hooker, HPV Annie!
S01 • E06 - Guess you've been too busy with the king to pay attention to squire business. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Guess you've been too busy with the king to pay atten...
S01 • E08 - Hey, check it out. I'm lampshade-on-head party guy. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Hey, check it out. I'm lampshade-on-head party guy.
S01 • E02 - Coconut, they'll never catch me. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Coconut, they'll never catch me.
S01 • E04 He was convicted once, but it got overturned, and now he's back in prison - Crossing Swords 00:08
He was convicted once, but it got overturned, and now he...
S01 • E10 I can't believe my first real girlfriend turned out to be a criminal mastermind. - Crossing Swords 00:06
I can't believe my first real girlfriend turned out to ...
S01 • E02 But do you realize how rare it is - Crossing Swords 00:05
But do you realize how rare it is
S01 • E01 She whored her way to a biochemistry doctorate. - Crossing Swords 00:04
She whored her way to a biochemistry doctorate.
S01 • E06 - Foreskins are a hygiene liability on the battlefield. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Foreskins are a hygiene liability on the battlefield.