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Crossing Swords

Ooh, these purses are defective.I'm taking them back to the workshop

Ooh, these purses are defective.
I'm taking them back to the workshop

Full Transcript

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- Ooh, these purses are defective. I'm taking them back to the workshop.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:20
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E02 All your friends ate my friends! - Crossing Swords 00:05
All your friends ate my friends!
S01 • E01 They also scream, scream, - Crossing Swords 00:06
They also scream, scream,
S01 • E09 I thought I was training an actor, not a trier! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I thought I was training an actor, not a trier!
S01 • E03 - Your majesty, think of the cinnamon! And the basil! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Your majesty, think of the cinnamon! And the basil!
S01 • E02 I saw my fiancé get eaten like a fucking corn on the cob! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I saw my fiancé get eaten like a fucking corn on the cob!
S01 • E04 Human Shield, come stand next to me so I look skinny. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Human Shield, come stand next to me so I look skinny.
S01 • E06 - I am Andrew Thomas Paulson, and I give you my magnum opus. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- I am Andrew Thomas Paulson, and I give you my magnum opus.
S01 • E10 - On the other hand, maybe I'm on the wrong side. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- On the other hand, maybe I'm on the wrong side.
S01 • E01 Nobody 'cept me and my peltin' knife. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Nobody 'cept me and my peltin' knife.
S01 • E08 - We must rise from the ashes and start a new society. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- We must rise from the ashes and start a new society.
S01 • E10 But whatever. She's not winning this breakup. - Crossing Swords 00:04
But whatever. She's not winning this breakup.
S01 • E06 Behold. The Patriarch-kini. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Behold. The Patriarch-kini.
S01 • E02 We hired a calligrapher, who was also eaten! - Crossing Swords 00:06
We hired a calligrapher, who was also eaten!
S01 • E04 - I'm Blossom. - As in, Princess Blossom. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I'm Blossom. - As in, Princess Blossom.
S01 • E01 - I can tell you've got an eye for black-light art, friendo. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I can tell you've got an eye for black-light art, fri...
S01 • E08 As long as I'm king, everything will be great. - Crossing Swords 00:05
As long as I'm king, everything will be great.
S01 • E07 - Aah! Big people are attacking! Help! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Aah! Big people are attacking! Help!
S01 • E10 Um, Patrick, I'm gonna need you to hold my hand and tell me a story. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Um, Patrick, I'm gonna need you to hold my hand and tel...
S01 • E09 And you're one of those forest dwelling antiheroes. - Crossing Swords 00:04
And you're one of those forest dwelling antiheroes.
S01 • E04 - I'm Keefer. I'm in Testa-Kyll. I play theremin. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I'm Keefer. I'm in Testa-Kyll. I play theremin.