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Overthrow the kingdom? I'm just here for the sword, man!
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Crossing Swords

Overthrow the kingdom?I'm just here for the sword, man!

Overthrow the kingdom?
I'm just here for the sword, man!

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- Overthrow the kingdom? I'm just here for the sword, man!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:23
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E03 My dad's sleeping with the girl I like, - Crossing Swords 00:05
My dad's sleeping with the girl I like,
S01 • E02 - On the count of three, I'm gonna be back in my sunroom - Crossing Swords 00:05
- On the count of three, I'm gonna be back in my sunroo...
S01 • E05 A bunch of kings making deals in some back room - Crossing Swords 00:06
A bunch of kings making deals in some back room
S01 • E06 A snake... skin. - Crossing Swords 00:04
A snake... skin.
S01 • E07 - But why am I under arrest? I was an innocent bystander. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- But why am I under arrest? I was an innocent bystander.
S01 • E08 Glenn, I challenge you to a battle of the blades. - Crossing Swords 00:06
Glenn, I challenge you to a battle of the blades.
S01 • E06 - I don't see any. - What? Can you check in the back? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I don't see any. - What? Can you check in the back?
S01 • E10 - Don't be mad at me. - Crossing Swords 00:10
- Don't be mad at me.
S01 • E05 The way to solve your problems are with massive battlefield casualties! - Crossing Swords 00:05
The way to solve your problems are with massive battlefield ...
S01 • E02 - Guys, remember, don't look them in the eye! Shing! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Guys, remember, don't look them in the eye! Shing!
S01 • E01 - Whistle whip! I trusted you, man! I trusted you! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Whistle whip! I trusted you, man! I trusted you!
S01 • E08 Patrick's gonna feel so stupid he missed out on this. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Patrick's gonna feel so stupid he missed out on this.
S01 • E02 Just stare at their tits. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Just stare at their tits.
S01 • E04 There's an assassin on the loose and we need to get you back to the castle. - Crossing Swords 00:05
There's an assassin on the loose and we need to get you...
S01 • E07 - This place sucks. Let's go home. - Now you want to go? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- This place sucks. Let's go home. - Now you want to go...
S01 • E05 - Yes. You know, they say clown meat tastes funny. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Yes. You know, they say clown meat tastes funny.
S01 • E06 Skim milk is in aisle three! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Skim milk is in aisle three!
S01 • E07 You ran away from your problems like a child, - Crossing Swords 00:09
You ran away from your problems like a child,
S01 • E02 So, what do you do when you're not slithering around a cave, - Crossing Swords 00:11
So, what do you do when you're not slithering around a ...
S01 • E01 - I'm still not sure how the points are being awarded. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I'm still not sure how the points are being awarded.