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Crossing Swords

Patrick-- - I'm sorry!Please don't put me in the machine!

Patrick-- - I'm sorry!
Please don't put me in the machine!

Full Transcript

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Patrick--
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- I'm sorry! Please don't put me in the machine!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:56
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E03 - Baby, I know this is bad form at a wedding, but I can't resist. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Baby, I know this is bad form at a wedding, but I can'...
S01 • E10 - This is so gross, but I can't stop looking at it. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- This is so gross, but I can't stop looking at it.
S01 • E07 - Patrick, quit lollygagging. You've got a nipple ring to melt down. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Patrick, quit lollygagging. You've got a nipple ring ...
S01 • E02 - Ha! You're hilarious. We crushed it today! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Ha! You're hilarious. We crushed it today!
S01 • E05 - What is that, a soliloquy? Good job, Hamlet! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- What is that, a soliloquy? Good job, Hamlet!
S01 • E07 And you? Make me a cake. - Yes, sire. - Crossing Swords 00:05
And you? Make me a cake. - Yes, sire.
S01 • E02 - Nobody's gonna mess with a king that puréed a folk hero! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Nobody's gonna mess with a king that puréed a folk he...
S01 • E10 You should probably fire us. - Crossing Swords 00:05
You should probably fire us.
S01 • E05 Pack my things! And cancel the X-rated hypnotist! - Crossing Swords 00:06
Pack my things! And cancel the X-rated hypnotist!
S01 • E04 I mean it! I'm gonna join Keefer in heaven! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I mean it! I'm gonna join Keefer in heaven!
S01 • E03 - Hey! She said yes! Sean, you're getting a new mom! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Hey! She said yes! Sean, you're getting a new mom!
S01 • E10 God as my witness, Human Shield, - Crossing Swords 00:06
God as my witness, Human Shield,
S01 • E03 Wow, I'm gonna kill myself. - Crossing Swords 00:06
Wow, I'm gonna kill myself.
S01 • E02 Did I help the kingdom or commit murder? - Crossing Swords 00:05
Did I help the kingdom or commit murder?
S01 • E09 The Assassin is here. - Crossing Swords 00:10
The Assassin is here.
S01 • E02 - “Cheer up, Patrick! - You did a good job! - Crossing Swords 00:09
- “Cheer up, Patrick! - You did a good job!
S01 • E04 I know this is a bad time, - Crossing Swords 00:07
I know this is a bad time,
S01 • E07 Oh! It's not fair! - Crossing Swords 00:08
Oh! It's not fair!
S01 • E01 - Working for the royal family? That's very exciting news. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Working for the royal family? That's very exciting ne...
S01 • E05 - I'm so glad to be home! I can't wait to see Bungles! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I'm so glad to be home! I can't wait to see Bung...