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Patrick's gonna feel so stupid he missed out on this
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Crossing Swords

Patrick's gonna feel so stupidhe missed out on this

Patrick's gonna feel so stupid
he missed out on this

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Patrick's gonna feel so stupid he missed out on this.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:39
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E02 Just stare at their tits. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Just stare at their tits.
S01 • E04 There's an assassin on the loose and we need to get you back to the castle. - Crossing Swords 00:05
There's an assassin on the loose and we need to get you...
S01 • E07 - This place sucks. Let's go home. - Now you want to go? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- This place sucks. Let's go home. - Now you want to go...
S01 • E05 - Yes. You know, they say clown meat tastes funny. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Yes. You know, they say clown meat tastes funny.
S01 • E06 Skim milk is in aisle three! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Skim milk is in aisle three!
S01 • E07 You ran away from your problems like a child, - Crossing Swords 00:09
You ran away from your problems like a child,
S01 • E02 So, what do you do when you're not slithering around a cave, - Crossing Swords 00:11
So, what do you do when you're not slithering around a ...
S01 • E01 - I'm still not sure how the points are being awarded. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I'm still not sure how the points are being awarded.
S01 • E04 This whole kingdom's full of haters, and I need these bongs. - Crossing Swords 00:05
This whole kingdom's full of haters, and I need these b...
S01 • E05 And let me tell you something: it does. - Crossing Swords 00:05
And let me tell you something: it does.
S01 • E10 - What choice did I have? My mother is the rightful queen. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- What choice did I have? My mother is the rightful queen.
S01 • E04 Hmm. You're about Keefer's size, but not hot. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Hmm. You're about Keefer's size, but not hot.
S01 • E07 Destroyed their non-denominational faith space, - Crossing Swords 00:06
Destroyed their non-denominational faith space,
S01 • E06 Soon I'm gonna be in your arms again for a whole hour, baby. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Soon I'm gonna be in your arms again for a whole hour, ...
S01 • E09 Only those who are true of heart may pass. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Only those who are true of heart may pass.
S01 • E01 - Ah, the old two-wrongs-make-a-right philosophy. I hear ya. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Ah, the old two-wrongs-make-a-right philosophy. I hear ya.
S01 • E07 - Hey, maybe I'm not their king, but I'm still your king, - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Hey, maybe I'm not their king, but I'm still you...
S01 • E09 Really? That's it? Not even a cover charge? - Crossing Swords 00:04
Really? That's it? Not even a cover charge?
S01 • E04 - I'm wearing 17 T-shirts - Crossing Swords 00:06
- I'm wearing 17 T-shirts
S01 • E10 Uggh! - Crossing Swords 00:08
Uggh!