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Crossing Swords

Pee for me, you little shit! What do I do?Think, Patrick, think

Pee for me, you little shit! What do I do?
Think, Patrick, think

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Pee for me, you little shit!
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What do I do? Think, Patrick, think.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:39
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E02 I mean, I wish you were dead instead of everyone I loved, - Crossing Swords 00:06
I mean, I wish you were dead instead of everyone I loved,
S01 • E08 King Glenn was gonna let me get my nose pierced. - Crossing Swords 00:04
King Glenn was gonna let me get my nose pierced.
S01 • E01 - Tell me again about the tulip budget, you son of a bitch! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Tell me again about the tulip budget, you son of a bitch!
S01 • E06 Turns out foreskins are incredibly versatile... - Crossing Swords 00:08
Turns out foreskins are incredibly versatile...
S01 • E02 Death ma-chine! Death ma-chine! Death ma-chine! - Crossing Swords 00:05
Death ma-chine! Death ma-chine! Death ma-chine!
S01 • E01 - I can't believe what I'm seeing! - I know, it's awesome, right? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I can't believe what I'm seeing! - I know, it�...
S01 • E08 - You've never missed a quintuple axel in your life. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- You've never missed a quintuple axel in your life.
S01 • E01 - Beggars are starving in the streets - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Beggars are starving in the streets
S01 • E07 - Freeing you would require a two-thirds majority! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Freeing you would require a two-thirds majority!
S01 • E02 - I feel a poll rising! - In your pants? Heh. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I feel a poll rising! - In your pants? Heh.
S01 • E09 Don't ever lead a cow upstairs... upstairs... upstairs. - Crossing Swords 00:06
Don't ever lead a cow upstairs... upstairs... upstairs.
S01 • E03 I volunteer as virgin tribute! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I volunteer as virgin tribute!
S01 • E08 - Aha! I bring news from the kingdom. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Aha! I bring news from the kingdom.
S01 • E07 - Okay. The hell with this. We're playing by king rules now. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Okay. The hell with this. We're playing by king rules...
S01 • E09 Minotaurs are half bull. That's basically a cow. I hope. - Crossing Swords 00:06
Minotaurs are half bull. That's basically a cow. I hope...
S01 • E01 - I'm sorry, pal, I can't hear you over all this entertainment! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I'm sorry, pal, I can't hear you over all this e...
S01 • E07 Humph. Untie us or I eat the mayor. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Humph. Untie us or I eat the mayor.
S01 • E03 - Oh, no! Patrick! - Jesus, Patrick! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Oh, no! Patrick! - Jesus, Patrick!
S01 • E03 The neighbor kid is a year younger than you, he already has three kids. - Crossing Swords 00:04
The neighbor kid is a year younger than you, he already has ...
S01 • E02 Charles Reinhold, AKA Chuckster the Huckster, - Crossing Swords 00:08
Charles Reinhold, AKA Chuckster the Huckster,