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Crossing Swords

Since we're about to die,how about you and me-- - I am fucking your dad

Since we're about to die,
how about you and me-- - I am fucking your dad

Full Transcript

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Since we're about to die, how about you and me--
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- I am fucking your dad.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:25
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E08 You could conquer your fears and start living your life again. - Crossing Swords 00:05
You could conquer your fears and start living your life agai...
S01 • E01 Who will dare match wits with the royal magician Blinkerquartz? - Crossing Swords 00:06
Who will dare match wits with the royal magician Blinkerquar...
S01 • E10 - Yeah! And nobody beats up our brother but us. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Yeah! And nobody beats up our brother but us.
S01 • E06 But, um, hey, while we've got the spell book open, - Crossing Swords 00:08
But, um, hey, while we've got the spell book open,
S01 • E03 - You are the fucking enemy of my happiness, Dad! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- You are the fucking enemy of my happiness, Dad!
S01 • E08 - Maybe keep one garlic press and throw out the others. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Maybe keep one garlic press and throw out the others.
S01 • E05 Shrimp fight. Shrimp fight. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Shrimp fight. Shrimp fight.
S01 • E04 - Mmm, apple strudel. - Must be 7:30. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Mmm, apple strudel. - Must be 7:30.
S01 • E03 - What can I say? It's college! Hey-hey-hey! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- What can I say? It's college! Hey-hey-hey!
S01 • E09 Uggh! Oh, my God. What the fuck is in that? - Crossing Swords 00:06
Uggh! Oh, my God. What the fuck is in that?
S01 • E10 Bam! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Bam!
S01 • E07 - Weren't you listening during the elaborate musical number? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Weren't you listening during the elaborate musical nu...
S01 • E08 - But what if the good one breaks - Crossing Swords 00:08
- But what if the good one breaks
S01 • E03 Here are our demands: - Crossing Swords 00:09
Here are our demands:
S01 • E04 - 7:30? I gotta get the Princess back to the castle. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- 7:30? I gotta get the Princess back to the castle.
S01 • E07 This is a republic. Leaders are elected, and there are strict term limits! - Crossing Swords 00:05
This is a republic. Leaders are elected, and there are stric...
S01 • E01 - Your tone says "no." - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Your tone says "no."
S01 • E09 Ooop. That is not peach juice. It's semen. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Ooop. That is not peach juice. It's semen.
S01 • E06 - Hmm, the more I think about it, this spell makes the unliving live, - Crossing Swords 00:10
- Hmm, the more I think about it, this spell makes the unliv...
S01 • E01 Lightning bolts? Will your swords turn to snakes? - Crossing Swords 00:05
Lightning bolts? Will your swords turn to snakes?