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Crossing Swords

So, what do you do when you're notslithering around a cave, murdering emotionally...

So, what do you do when you're not
slithering around a cave, murdering emotionally available squires? You free later?
How do you feel about pub trivia?

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So, what do you do when you're not slithering around a cave,
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murdering emotionally available squires?
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You free later? How do you feel about pub trivia?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:46
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E01 - I'm still not sure how the points are being awarded. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I'm still not sure how the points are being awarded.
S01 • E04 This whole kingdom's full of haters, and I need these bongs. - Crossing Swords 00:05
This whole kingdom's full of haters, and I need these b...
S01 • E05 And let me tell you something: it does. - Crossing Swords 00:05
And let me tell you something: it does.
S01 • E10 - What choice did I have? My mother is the rightful queen. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- What choice did I have? My mother is the rightful queen.
S01 • E04 Hmm. You're about Keefer's size, but not hot. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Hmm. You're about Keefer's size, but not hot.
S01 • E07 Destroyed their non-denominational faith space, - Crossing Swords 00:06
Destroyed their non-denominational faith space,
S01 • E06 Soon I'm gonna be in your arms again for a whole hour, baby. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Soon I'm gonna be in your arms again for a whole hour, ...
S01 • E09 Only those who are true of heart may pass. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Only those who are true of heart may pass.
S01 • E01 - Ah, the old two-wrongs-make-a-right philosophy. I hear ya. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Ah, the old two-wrongs-make-a-right philosophy. I hear ya.
S01 • E07 - Hey, maybe I'm not their king, but I'm still your king, - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Hey, maybe I'm not their king, but I'm still you...
S01 • E09 Really? That's it? Not even a cover charge? - Crossing Swords 00:04
Really? That's it? Not even a cover charge?
S01 • E04 - I'm wearing 17 T-shirts - Crossing Swords 00:06
- I'm wearing 17 T-shirts
S01 • E10 Uggh! - Crossing Swords 00:08
Uggh!
S01 • E03 Glenn, your Kraken boner is tightening the knots! - Crossing Swords 00:05
Glenn, your Kraken boner is tightening the knots!
S01 • E07 - I have been trying to help you all day, - Crossing Swords 00:06
- I have been trying to help you all day,
S01 • E01 - But you can't beat a rigged system by playing fair! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- But you can't beat a rigged system by playing fair!
S01 • E03 - I swear to God, - Crossing Swords 00:07
- I swear to God,
S01 • E04 - Nicer? Being nice is a luxury I can't afford. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Nicer? Being nice is a luxury I can't afford.
S01 • E10 - The Old King is still alive. Donna isn't the rightful anything. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- The Old King is still alive. Donna isn't the rightful...
S01 • E02 - I've got to admit, advertising works. I want them both to die. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- I've got to admit, advertising works. I want them bot...