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Crossing Swords

Statistically, half of themwill die from sharks and exposure

Statistically, half of them
will die from sharks and exposure

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Statistically, half of them will die from sharks and exposure.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:27
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E07 - Once we pay for the catastrophic damage to the castle, - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Once we pay for the catastrophic damage to the castle,
S01 • E02 - Feels good to get it off my-- - Crossing Swords 00:10
- Feels good to get it off my--
S01 • E06 Not only do I get an hour of life, I get to spend it with you. - Crossing Swords 00:06
Not only do I get an hour of life, I get to spend it with yo...
S01 • E09 Attention visitors. The Minotaur has been defeated. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Attention visitors. The Minotaur has been defeated.
S01 • E03 Ladies and gentlemen-- - Crossing Swords 00:08
Ladies and gentlemen--
S01 • E07 - That's a random question, but sure. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- That's a random question, but sure.
S01 • E05 Do you really think he should be king instead of me? - Crossing Swords 00:04
Do you really think he should be king instead of me?
S01 • E02 - What kind of monster built that thing? The King is a madman! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- What kind of monster built that thing? The King is a madma...
S01 • E08 Mother. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Mother.
S01 • E05 - No way. Have you heard his electoral college idea? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- No way. Have you heard his electoral college idea?
S01 • E06 - I hereby declare my daughter's sexuality under control! - Crossing Swords 00:06
- I hereby declare my daughter's sexuality under contro...
S01 • E01 That's right! Starting Monday, I'm gonna take you under my wing, kid! - Crossing Swords 00:05
That's right! Starting Monday, I'm gonna take you ...
S01 • E05 - What is it with that man and equally weighted state representation? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- What is it with that man and equally weighted state repres...
S01 • E03 - I introduced them, you know. - I know! I was fuckin' there! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I introduced them, you know. - I know! I was fuckin' ...
S01 • E07 Who was that? - Crossing Swords 00:11
Who was that?
S01 • E10 Do not drink the moat water. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Do not drink the moat water.
S01 • E05 I'm sorry your weird cult weekend got ruined. - Crossing Swords 00:06
I'm sorry your weird cult weekend got ruined.
S01 • E10 It links directly to the sewage system. - Crossing Swords 00:04
It links directly to the sewage system.
S01 • E02 - You know, Your Majesty, some say it is better to be feared than loved. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- You know, Your Majesty, some say it is better to be feared...
S01 • E05 - I'm sorry you blackmailed me. - Oh, my God. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I'm sorry you blackmailed me. - Oh, my God.