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Surprise? Oh, Patrick. You know we're in your life forever
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Crossing Swords

Surprise? Oh, Patrick.You know we're in your life forever

Surprise? Oh, Patrick.
You know we're in your life forever

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- Surprise? Oh, Patrick. You know we're in your life forever.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:29
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E07 - We should apologize to Mom and Dad for all we put them through. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- We should apologize to Mom and Dad for all we put them thr...
S01 • E07 - Seriously. I once pawned Mom's wedding ring - Crossing Swords 00:07
- Seriously. I once pawned Mom's wedding ring
S01 • E04 - Take your sorry, fold in it half, and blow it out your ass! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Take your sorry, fold in it half, and blow it out your ass...
S01 • E05 - Bungles, noooooooooo! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Bungles, noooooooooo!
S01 • E02 - Today's lesson: if you let your guard down for a second, - Crossing Swords 00:08
- Today's lesson: if you let your guard down for a seco...
S01 • E10 - You killed the Minotaur, defeated the assassin, - Crossing Swords 00:05
- You killed the Minotaur, defeated the assassin,
S01 • E01 Oh. Yeah! Yeah! Two balls in your corner pocket! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Oh. Yeah! Yeah! Two balls in your corner pocket!
S01 • E04 - What are we whispering about? - Nothing, Dad! Butt out! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- What are we whispering about? - Nothing, Dad! Butt out!
S01 • E05 You must hang on! - Crossing Swords 00:05
You must hang on!
S01 • E06 The men think they're in control, but we have all the power. - Crossing Swords 00:06
The men think they're in control, but we have all the p...
S01 • E09 It's been fun, but I have a life outside the maze. - Crossing Swords 00:04
It's been fun, but I have a life outside the maze.
S01 • E07 - Do you guys think Beanie was sent here to force us to examine ourselves - Crossing Swords 00:08
- Do you guys think Beanie was sent here to force us to exam...
S01 • E04 - Ten bucks that kid on the right doesn't make it to the end of the show. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Ten bucks that kid on the right doesn't make it to th...
S01 • E01 I'm livin' the dream! - Crossing Swords 00:04
I'm livin' the dream!
S01 • E05 Who... me? - Crossing Swords 00:12
Who... me?
S01 • E09 I... I have a fiancée. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I... I have a fiancée.
S01 • E02 - Does anyone want to switch bunks? Barry's creepin' me out. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Does anyone want to switch bunks? Barry's creepin...
S01 • E06 - Also, it's impossible to shit with that thing on. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Also, it's impossible to shit with that thing on.
S01 • E04 No, wait, never mind. He was miming. - Crossing Swords 00:04
No, wait, never mind. He was miming.
S01 • E10 - And here I had you pegged as the squire - Crossing Swords 00:05
- And here I had you pegged as the squire