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Survival rate is a solid 50%. Everyone goes home happy
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Crossing Swords

Survival rate is a solid 50%.Everyone goes home happy

Survival rate is a solid 50%.
Everyone goes home happy

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Survival rate is a solid 50%. Everyone goes home happy.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:11
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E02 - What are you doing here, Sprinkles? Do I own you by fairy law now? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- What are you doing here, Sprinkles? Do I own you by fairy ...
S01 • E10 All women are assassins of one stripe or another. - Crossing Swords 00:04
All women are assassins of one stripe or another.
S01 • E01 - Well, I thought yetis were white. Why are these so yellow? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Well, I thought yetis were white. Why are these so yellow?
S01 • E02 - Oh, no. - I'm haunting you till the day you die. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oh, no. - I'm haunting you till the day you die.
S01 • E06 - Mom! Am I really getting a chastity belt? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Mom! Am I really getting a chastity belt?
S01 • E01 - Fun fact, yetis piss themselves when you shoot 'em. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Fun fact, yetis piss themselves when you shoot 'em.
S01 • E03 - Yep. I'm more of a glass-half-full kinda guy. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Yep. I'm more of a glass-half-full kinda guy.
S01 • E08 Our plague-ologist just upgraded the threat level - Crossing Swords 00:07
Our plague-ologist just upgraded the threat level
S01 • E05 - Ooh, these purses are defective. I'm taking them back to the workshop. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Ooh, these purses are defective. I'm taking them back...
S01 • E02 All your friends ate my friends! - Crossing Swords 00:05
All your friends ate my friends!
S01 • E01 They also scream, scream, - Crossing Swords 00:06
They also scream, scream,
S01 • E09 I thought I was training an actor, not a trier! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I thought I was training an actor, not a trier!
S01 • E03 - Your majesty, think of the cinnamon! And the basil! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Your majesty, think of the cinnamon! And the basil!
S01 • E02 I saw my fiancé get eaten like a fucking corn on the cob! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I saw my fiancé get eaten like a fucking corn on the cob!
S01 • E04 Human Shield, come stand next to me so I look skinny. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Human Shield, come stand next to me so I look skinny.
S01 • E06 - I am Andrew Thomas Paulson, and I give you my magnum opus. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- I am Andrew Thomas Paulson, and I give you my magnum opus.
S01 • E10 - On the other hand, maybe I'm on the wrong side. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- On the other hand, maybe I'm on the wrong side.
S01 • E01 Nobody 'cept me and my peltin' knife. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Nobody 'cept me and my peltin' knife.
S01 • E10 But whatever. She's not winning this breakup. - Crossing Swords 00:04
But whatever. She's not winning this breakup.
S01 • E08 - We must rise from the ashes and start a new society. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- We must rise from the ashes and start a new society.