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They're not even my friends! They're barely allies
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Crossing Swords

They're not even my friends!They're barely allies

They're not even my friends!
They're barely allies

Full Transcript

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- They're not even my friends! They're barely allies.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:40
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E07 They've got an ethically sourced food co-op, a-a windmill power grid, - Crossing Swords 00:08
They've got an ethically sourced food co-op, a-a windmi...
S01 • E01 Nut shot! - Crossing Swords 00:09
Nut shot!
S01 • E05 And they're so superficial! I hate them all. - Crossing Swords 00:04
And they're so superficial! I hate them all.
S01 • E02 - Yes, I used it to buy a gold yacht for my underage mistress, - Crossing Swords 00:07
- Yes, I used it to buy a gold yacht for my underage mistres...
S01 • E04 - Sasha? Sasha. You're ruining my birthday. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Sasha? Sasha. You're ruining my birthday.
S01 • E10 - They're not our enemy, Patrick. They're yours. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- They're not our enemy, Patrick. They're yours.
S01 • E03 - Because I'm drunk and I've lost a lot of blood. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Because I'm drunk and I've lost a lot of blood.
S01 • E05 They're vapid, arrogant, materialistic, inbred turnip women! - Crossing Swords 00:05
They're vapid, arrogant, materialistic, inbred turnip w...
S01 • E01 Girls don't have nutsacks, - Crossing Swords 00:06
Girls don't have nutsacks,
S01 • E02 - Yikes. Okay, Engelbert Tinklepaw, you... ate your dad? - Crossing Swords 00:07
- Yikes. Okay, Engelbert Tinklepaw, you... ate your dad?
S01 • E06 - But, Princess-- - Crossing Swords 00:05
- But, Princess--
S01 • E07 - Okay. Sire, this place is a utopia. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Okay. Sire, this place is a utopia.
S01 • E03 - Parrot? Oh, my God! I thought that voice was in my head! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Parrot? Oh, my God! I thought that voice was in my head!
S01 • E08 I found him the next day, - Crossing Swords 00:05
I found him the next day,
S01 • E07 These ideas could help us out of our financial crisis back home. - Crossing Swords 00:04
These ideas could help us out of our financial crisis back h...
S01 • E05 - Oh, I can't believe I'm having this much fun with a pirate. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Oh, I can't believe I'm having this much fun wit...
S01 • E02 - I didn't eat him on purpose. He fell into the barbecue pit. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I didn't eat him on purpose. He fell into the barbecu...
S01 • E10 God dammit. I didn't choose to be your little brother. - Crossing Swords 00:04
God dammit. I didn't choose to be your little brother.
S01 • E05 - And for a queen, you suck way less than I would have imagined! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- And for a queen, you suck way less than I would have imagi...
S01 • E02 It was a tragic, but in a certain light, hilarious mix-up. - Crossing Swords 00:05
It was a tragic, but in a certain light, hilarious mix-up.