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Crossing Swords

This I swear because-- - Shut up, you stupid cat!

This I swear because-- - Shut up, you stupid cat!

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This I swear because--
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- Shut up, you stupid cat!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:11
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E08 How will I remember if the high school production of "Midsummer" - Crossing Swords 00:06
How will I remember if the high school production of "M...
S01 • E10 - Hah. The kingdom's never going to choose my dingbat sister over me. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Hah. The kingdom's never going to choose my dingbat s...
S01 • E02 Holy shit! The King's finally gonna execute me! - Crossing Swords 00:05
Holy shit! The King's finally gonna execute me!
S01 • E09 So are we ever gonna talk about how we got past the smashy things? - Crossing Swords 00:05
So are we ever gonna talk about how we got past the smashy t...
S01 • E02 I'm not ready! I knew I was a huge deal, - Crossing Swords 00:06
I'm not ready! I knew I was a huge deal,
S01 • E01 Wow. The king lives in that castle! - Crossing Swords 00:05
Wow. The king lives in that castle!
S01 • E10 I've spent months knocking off every other blueblood - Crossing Swords 00:08
I've spent months knocking off every other blueblood
S01 • E05 - Blarney? What are you doing here? - I'm the entertainment, man! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Blarney? What are you doing here? - I'm the entertain...
S01 • E08 Did my mother send you? 'Cause I'm totally fine. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Did my mother send you? 'Cause I'm totally fine.
S01 • E07 Somebody get the door! Ha ha ha ha! - Blarney, what the fuck? - Crossing Swords 00:04
Somebody get the door! Ha ha ha ha! - Blarney, what the fuck...
S01 • E02 I'm terrified but also... so flattered. - Crossing Swords 00:05
I'm terrified but also... so flattered.
S01 • E10 So, tomorrow at dawn, in front of the whole world, - Crossing Swords 00:06
So, tomorrow at dawn, in front of the whole world,
S01 • E04 Yeah! Love this guy! - Crossing Swords 00:05
Yeah! Love this guy!
S01 • E09 Oh. You-you know the king doesn't have a million dollars, right? - Crossing Swords 00:05
Oh. You-you know the king doesn't have a million dollar...
S01 • E01 I-- I think I'm having a panic attack. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I-- I think I'm having a panic attack.
S01 • E05 “If your swimming pool is a moat... you might be a king.” - Crossing Swords 00:08
“If your swimming pool is a moat... you might be a king.”...
S01 • E08 - I'm not eating you, I'm keeping you. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I'm not eating you, I'm keeping you.
S01 • E02 Oh, I can see it now: adoring fans chanting my name. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Oh, I can see it now: adoring fans chanting my name.
S01 • E06 - Your foreskin, my good man. My own is sadly departed. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Your foreskin, my good man. My own is sadly departed.
S01 • E03 And it's not a boat, it's a ship! There's a goddamn difference! - Crossing Swords 00:05
And it's not a boat, it's a ship! There's a g...