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This needs to be consensual, Patrick. I'm not a monster
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Crossing Swords

This needs to be consensual, Patrick.I'm not a monster

This needs to be consensual, Patrick.
I'm not a monster

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This needs to be consensual, Patrick. I'm not a monster.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:54
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E09 You've faced yourself, - Crossing Swords 00:10
You've faced yourself,
S01 • E10 And I already killed everyone else in the line of succession. - Crossing Swords 00:04
And I already killed everyone else in the line of succession...
S01 • E06 Last summer they rented a beach house together and I wasn't invited. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Last summer they rented a beach house together and I wasn�...
S01 • E02 Chuckster the Huckster! - Crossing Swords 00:08
Chuckster the Huckster!
S01 • E10 It's gonna be Mother or it's gonna be nobody! - Crossing Swords 00:05
It's gonna be Mother or it's gonna be nobody!
S01 • E03 Or do you have any suggestions for stoppin' that thing? - Crossing Swords 00:04
Or do you have any suggestions for stoppin' that thing?
S01 • E06 Only because my parents make you. - Crossing Swords 00:10
Only because my parents make you.
S01 • E03 The only thing that'll make 'em fuck off is chowing down on virgin meat. - Crossing Swords 00:04
The only thing that'll make 'em fuck off is chowin...
S01 • E05 A king can't truly trust another king - Crossing Swords 00:06
A king can't truly trust another king
S01 • E02 - If it couldn't be me, I wish it was you dying up there. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- If it couldn't be me, I wish it was you dying up ther...
S01 • E03 - Ugh! Tell me somethin' I don't know! Ah, the hell with this, I'm gettin' a mop. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Ugh! Tell me somethin' I don't know! Ah, the hel...
S01 • E01 Says it's the worst epidemic of stage four gonorrhea he's ever seen. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Says it's the worst epidemic of stage four gonorrhea he...
S01 • E08 Holy fuckballs, I'm gonna be king! - Crossing Swords 00:16
Holy fuckballs, I'm gonna be king!
S01 • E04 - Now, I'd like to bring someone special out on stage for a duet. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Now, I'd like to bring someone special out on stage f...
S01 • E06 'Cause after tonight I get locked up until I lose my virginity to some fourth cousin - Crossing Swords 00:08
'Cause after tonight I get locked up until I lose my vi...
S01 • E01 Hey, should I go visit the Queen? - I would not do that. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Hey, should I go visit the Queen? - I would not do that.
S01 • E09 Oh, well, I'll... just keep going. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Oh, well, I'll... just keep going.
S01 • E03 - Coral, Mom and Dad are on that ship! Do something! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Coral, Mom and Dad are on that ship! Do something!
S01 • E09 Soon your screams will fill the air and your flesh shall fill my belly! - Crossing Swords 00:06
Soon your screams will fill the air and your flesh shall fil...
S01 • E02 - I'm sworn to protect the realm, and that includes convicts, too. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I'm sworn to protect the realm, and that includes con...