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Crossing Swords

Welcome to the hall of emotional destruction, Patrick

Welcome to the hall of emotional destruction, Patrick

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Welcome to the hall
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of emotional destruction, Patrick.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:36
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E03 But today you've got the world's greatest negotiator on board. - Crossing Swords 00:05
But today you've got the world's greatest negotiat...
S01 • E06 - Keef, if you got your body back, - Crossing Swords 00:07
- Keef, if you got your body back,
S01 • E02 Jesus! - The itinerary said nude beach. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Jesus! - The itinerary said nude beach.
S01 • E09 We'll destroy you until you destroy yourself! - Crossing Swords 00:06
We'll destroy you until you destroy yourself!
S01 • E08 - Fifty garlic presses and only one worth a shit-- - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Fifty garlic presses and only one worth a shit--
S01 • E05 Streets littered with the dead? Crows pecking out their eyeballs? - Crossing Swords 00:06
Streets littered with the dead? Crows pecking out their eyeb...
S01 • E06 Yeah, about that: when you're on tour, casual sex is basically on tap 24/7. - Crossing Swords 00:07
Yeah, about that: when you're on tour, casual sex is ba...
S01 • E02 Guys! I found them! - Crossing Swords 00:06
Guys! I found them!
S01 • E08 - Oh, if that gets infected, you could lose the whole foot. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Oh, if that gets infected, you could lose the whole foot.
S01 • E02 Uh, naked ladies? Hello?! - Crossing Swords 00:05
Uh, naked ladies? Hello?!
S01 • E05 - Uh, your... Highness? The last plague was 12 years ago. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Uh, your... Highness? The last plague was 12 years ago.
S01 • E09 I heard you blackmailed your king. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I heard you blackmailed your king.
S01 • E08 But you'd have to open this cage. - Crossing Swords 00:04
But you'd have to open this cage.
S01 • E04 - We used to love Beast Feast before you kids came along - Crossing Swords 00:07
- We used to love Beast Feast before you kids came along
S01 • E10 Whoaaa! - Crossing Swords 00:06
Whoaaa!
S01 • E05 - Um, everybody? There's like 18 books written about it. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Um, everybody? There's like 18 books written about it...
S01 • E02 - Guys, I've never seen a naked lady before. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Guys, I've never seen a naked lady before.
S01 • E09 All he ever wanted was to see a Kraken, and I blew it up. - Crossing Swords 00:05
All he ever wanted was to see a Kraken, and I blew it up.
S01 • E06 It's in the castle library, in the banned books section. - Crossing Swords 00:06
It's in the castle library, in the banned books section...
S01 • E08 You'll get lost and freeze to death without a map. - Crossing Swords 00:04
You'll get lost and freeze to death without a map.