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Crossing Swords

Wow. The king lives in that castle!

Wow. The king lives in that castle!

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Wow. The king lives in that castle!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:20
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E08 Did my mother send you? 'Cause I'm totally fine. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Did my mother send you? 'Cause I'm totally fine.
S01 • E07 Somebody get the door! Ha ha ha ha! - Blarney, what the fuck? - Crossing Swords 00:04
Somebody get the door! Ha ha ha ha! - Blarney, what the fuck...
S01 • E05 - Blarney? What are you doing here? - I'm the entertainment, man! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Blarney? What are you doing here? - I'm the entertain...
S01 • E02 I'm terrified but also... so flattered. - Crossing Swords 00:05
I'm terrified but also... so flattered.
S01 • E10 So, tomorrow at dawn, in front of the whole world, - Crossing Swords 00:06
So, tomorrow at dawn, in front of the whole world,
S01 • E04 Yeah! Love this guy! - Crossing Swords 00:05
Yeah! Love this guy!
S01 • E09 Oh. You-you know the king doesn't have a million dollars, right? - Crossing Swords 00:05
Oh. You-you know the king doesn't have a million dollar...
S01 • E02 Oh, I can see it now: adoring fans chanting my name. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Oh, I can see it now: adoring fans chanting my name.
S01 • E08 - I'm not eating you, I'm keeping you. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I'm not eating you, I'm keeping you.
S01 • E05 “If your swimming pool is a moat... you might be a king.” - Crossing Swords 00:08
“If your swimming pool is a moat... you might be a king.”...
S01 • E01 I-- I think I'm having a panic attack. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I-- I think I'm having a panic attack.
S01 • E06 - Your foreskin, my good man. My own is sadly departed. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Your foreskin, my good man. My own is sadly departed.
S01 • E01 My family's dead from plague, but your problems seem equally hard! - Crossing Swords 00:05
My family's dead from plague, but your problems seem eq...
S01 • E03 And it's not a boat, it's a ship! There's a goddamn difference! - Crossing Swords 00:05
And it's not a boat, it's a ship! There's a g...
S01 • E08 We could just hang out, like friends. - Crossing Swords 00:04
We could just hang out, like friends.
S01 • E10 Donna will be crowned queen, and nobody can say shit about it. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Donna will be crowned queen, and nobody can say shit about i...
S01 • E06 The burn doctors grafted it onto a missing part of my face. - Crossing Swords 00:04
The burn doctors grafted it onto a missing part of my face.
S01 • E01 - Okay, first lesson about Kingstown: don't say your thoughts out loud. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Okay, first lesson about Kingstown: don't say your th...
S01 • E05 - “If your storage unit is a storage castle--” - Crossing Swords 00:09
- “If your storage unit is a storage castle--”
S01 • E02 My final words. Everyone staring at me. Not a dry eye in the house. - Crossing Swords 00:06
My final words. Everyone staring at me. Not a dry eye in the...