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Crossing Swords

Yeah, that's right, I cheated!

Yeah, that's right, I cheated!

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- Yeah, that's right, I cheated!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:03
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E05 Our Kingdom is fucked, and I look like a real dick swab! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Our Kingdom is fucked, and I look like a real dick swab!
S01 • E01 Just like everybody else in this tournament of turds! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Just like everybody else in this tournament of turds!
S01 • E06 Not on a bird shit-covered balcony, over a thousand assholes. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Not on a bird shit-covered balcony, over a thousand assholes...
S01 • E01 You can take your squire job, - Crossing Swords 00:12
You can take your squire job,
S01 • E09 For his final curtain call, he really slayed it. - Crossing Swords 00:05
For his final curtain call, he really slayed it.
S01 • E06 I wanted it to happen on a beach in the crashing surf, - Crossing Swords 00:07
I wanted it to happen on a beach in the crashing surf,
S01 • E05 I mean, unless you actually do like dungeons, - Crossing Swords 00:05
I mean, unless you actually do like dungeons,
S01 • E02 - Patrick, is this a bad time to confess - Crossing Swords 00:08
- Patrick, is this a bad time to confess
S01 • E04 Uggh! - Crossing Swords 00:07
Uggh!
S01 • E05 So, you know, please be honest about it. - Honest? - Crossing Swords 00:04
So, you know, please be honest about it. - Honest?
S01 • E03 - You taste as good as you look! - Thanks! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- You taste as good as you look! - Thanks!
S01 • E08 Well, I gotta finish packing Blossom's carriage. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Well, I gotta finish packing Blossom's carriage.
S01 • E02 I traded her the lives of my fellow fairies for opium. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I traded her the lives of my fellow fairies for opium.
S01 • E06 But maybe not for a while, - Crossing Swords 00:07
But maybe not for a while,
S01 • E03 - Hello? Can you stop making out and come rescue me? - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Hello? Can you stop making out and come rescue me?
S01 • E02 What?! - Crossing Swords 00:07
What?!
S01 • E05 I know your deepest, darkest secret, - Crossing Swords 00:07
I know your deepest, darkest secret,
S01 • E03 Statistically, half of them will die from sharks and exposure. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Statistically, half of them will die from sharks and exposur...
S01 • E07 - Once we pay for the catastrophic damage to the castle, - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Once we pay for the catastrophic damage to the castle,
S01 • E02 - Feels good to get it off my-- - Crossing Swords 00:10
- Feels good to get it off my--