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Crossing Swords

You can't take a bite out of my ass, but you can suck on these balls!

You can't take a bite out of my ass, but you can suck on these balls!

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You can't take a bite out of my ass,
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but you can suck on these balls!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:16
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E07 If he's running away from his problems, maybe I should, too. - Crossing Swords 00:05
If he's running away from his problems, maybe I should,...
S01 • E06 - Aunt Donna! Piss off, you crazy egg lady. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Aunt Donna! Piss off, you crazy egg lady.
S01 • E07 But if the king dies, the kingdom's problems might only get worse. - Crossing Swords 00:05
But if the king dies, the kingdom's problems might only...
S01 • E04 - Behold. A drunk festival girl who lost her friends. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Behold. A drunk festival girl who lost her friends.
S01 • E05 Your son's no looker since that horse fell on his face. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Your son's no looker since that horse fell on his face.
S01 • E03 - Your Highness, also aboard is a load of Basil. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Your Highness, also aboard is a load of Basil.
S01 • E06 - I haven't had visitors in years. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I haven't had visitors in years.
S01 • E01 - It's an announcement for the King's Annual Squire Tournament. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- It's an announcement for the King's Annual Squir...
S01 • E09 And lastly, don't ever lead a cow upstairs. - Crossing Swords 00:04
And lastly, don't ever lead a cow upstairs.
S01 • E06 - We're not visiting you. This is our secret makeout spot now. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- We're not visiting you. This is our secret makeout sp...
S01 • E02 - Okay. I think the death penalty is, uh, wrong. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Okay. I think the death penalty is, uh, wrong.
S01 • E05 - Oh, fine. - Now... let's seal the deal! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oh, fine. - Now... let's seal the deal!
S01 • E09 They can't get back down. You might think it's a fun prank, - Crossing Swords 00:06
They can't get back down. You might think it's a f...
S01 • E01 - Oh! That's nice! That's why I put it on a public bulletin board: - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Oh! That's nice! That's why I put it on a public...
S01 • E06 Ugh! My grandpa locked her weird ass up here before I was even born. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Ugh! My grandpa locked her weird ass up here before I was ev...
S01 • E02 - Kid, I am so with you. We can't put every prisoner to death. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Kid, I am so with you. We can't put every prisoner to...
S01 • E03 - I'm Doreen, and this is my husband, Glenn. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I'm Doreen, and this is my husband, Glenn.
S01 • E05 Ah, yes! - Crossing Swords 00:10
Ah, yes!
S01 • E02 - Exactly! - An execution is a “sometimes treat.” - Crossing Swords 00:08
- Exactly! - An execution is a “sometimes treat.”
S01 • E08 I bet a beautiful ice princess lives here. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I bet a beautiful ice princess lives here.