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"Cruel Intentions" quotes

Cruel Intentions poster
Two vicious step-siblings of an elite Manhattan prep school make a wager: to deflower the new headmaster's daughter before the start of term.

Director: Roger Kumble
Writer: Choderlos de Laclos, Roger Kumble
Production: N/A
Genre: drama, romance
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $38,773,785
Released: 05 Mar 1999
Awards: 8 wins & 14 nominations
Would you mind turning around so I can put on my bathing suit - Cruel Intentions 00:25 Would you mind turning around so I can put on my bathing... I suck I suck - Cruel Intentions 00:05 I suck I suck Don't get so huffy - Cruel Intentions 00:06 Don't get so huffy Good night sweet pea - Cruel Intentions 00:03 Good night sweet pea I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes - Cruel Intentions 00:10 I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan... I want you to meet Annette - Cruel Intentions 00:26 I want you to meet Annette I don't think so - Cruel Intentions 00:16 I don't think so And I shove it right in her face - Cruel Intentions 00:12 And I shove it right in her face I believe people shouldn't experience the act of love until they're in love - Cruel Intentions 00:06 I believe people shouldn't experience the act of love... Peace out - Cruel Intentions 00:12 Peace out He has never uttered a single word without some dishonorable intention - Cruel Intentions 00:16 He has never uttered a single word without some dishonorable... I love you too - Cruel Intentions 00:14 I love you too That wasn't so scary - Cruel Intentions 00:52 That wasn't so scary You promised to let me kiss you - Cruel Intentions 00:37 You promised to let me kiss you Annette Hargrove - Cruel Intentions 00:53 Annette Hargrove She made me laugh - Cruel Intentions 00:03 She made me laugh Wrote a letter to this chick describing my lascivious tactics - Cruel Intentions 00:16 Wrote a letter to this chick describing my lascivious... Could you be more queer - Cruel Intentions 00:15 Could you be more queer Hold on for Sebastian - Cruel Intentions 00:20 Hold on for Sebastian We'd go at it for a while - Cruel Intentions 00:18 We'd go at it for a while Who are you spying on - Cruel Intentions 00:17 Who are you spying on It's not like you have a husband Unless you're married to Jesus - Cruel Intentions 00:05 It's not like you have a husband Unless you're... How do you do it Where do you get your strength - Cruel Intentions 00:15 How do you do it Where do you get your strength Is she for real - Cruel Intentions 00:17 Is she for real Well done - Cruel Intentions 00:23 Well done What's THAT supposed to mean - Cruel Intentions 00:30 What's THAT supposed to mean God I've missed you - Cruel Intentions 00:11 God I've missed you It amazes me someone as charming as you can be so manipulative - Cruel Intentions 00:06 It amazes me someone as charming as you can be so... He took down my pants and wrote the alphabet - Cruel Intentions 00:08 He took down my pants and wrote the alphabet God are you a chump - Cruel Intentions 00:15 God are you a chump You have killer legs - Cruel Intentions 00:09 You have killer legs What are you reading - Cruel Intentions 00:09 What are you reading I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps - Cruel Intentions 00:05 I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps She'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area - Cruel Intentions 00:10 She'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area Where have you been - Cruel Intentions 00:04 Where have you been You take yourself way too seriously - Cruel Intentions 00:51 You take yourself way too seriously You could be a model - Cruel Intentions 00:10 You could be a model That's no way to go through life - Cruel Intentions 00:09 That's no way to go through life I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher - Cruel Intentions 00:16 I think there's something going on between Cecile and... Shit Too bad he's in Kansas this summer - Cruel Intentions 00:28 Shit Too bad he's in Kansas this summer I didn't know it was Asshole Day at the Valmont house - Cruel Intentions 00:05 I didn't know it was Asshole Day at the Valmont house Keep your legs together - Cruel Intentions 00:05 Keep your legs together I can't win with you - Cruel Intentions 00:06 I can't win with you Down boy - Cruel Intentions 00:03 Down boy She has a boyfriend named Trevor - Cruel Intentions 00:11 She has a boyfriend named Trevor You came to our house last night and he forced intercourse on you - Cruel Intentions 00:06 You came to our house last night and he forced intercourse... Our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler - Cruel Intentions 00:07 Our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics... Everybody loves me - Cruel Intentions 00:05 Everybody loves me The Black man is gone - Cruel Intentions 00:07 The Black man is gone I'll see you around campus - Cruel Intentions 00:21 I'll see you around campus Why can't we be together - Cruel Intentions 00:12 Why can't we be together I wanna fuck - Cruel Intentions 00:05 I wanna fuck And how are things down under - Cruel Intentions 00:13 And how are things down under I hate it when things don't go my way - Cruel Intentions 00:11 I hate it when things don't go my way My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible - Cruel Intentions 00:30 My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible She's really getting to you - Cruel Intentions 00:16 She's really getting to you She suspects your impotent - Cruel Intentions 00:12 She suspects your impotent I have a reputation to uphold - Cruel Intentions 00:09 I have a reputation to uphold Where do you get your strength - Cruel Intentions 00:18 Where do you get your strength He told me loved me - Cruel Intentions 00:49 He told me loved me Did I ever tell you the time - Cruel Intentions 00:28 Did I ever tell you the time Don't give me any of that racist crap - Cruel Intentions 00:15 Don't give me any of that racist crap I'm working on it - Cruel Intentions 00:07 I'm working on it E mail is for geeks and pedophiles - Cruel Intentions 00:05 E mail is for geeks and pedophiles Do you mind if I take my new car for a ride - Cruel Intentions 00:13 Do you mind if I take my new car for a ride What are you saying - Cruel Intentions 01:11 What are you saying I'm impressed - Cruel Intentions 00:08 I'm impressed She's quite cute - Cruel Intentions 00:31 She's quite cute As soon as he'd come - Cruel Intentions 00:21 As soon as he'd come Got me off the streets - Cruel Intentions 00:13 Got me off the streets That little wager of yours - Cruel Intentions 01:02 That little wager of yours We're destroying an innocent girl - Cruel Intentions 00:11 We're destroying an innocent girl I read your manifesto - Cruel Intentions 00:38 I read your manifesto This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea - Cruel Intentions 00:07 This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea My whole life has been a joke - Cruel Intentions 01:07 My whole life has been a joke What shall we toast to - Cruel Intentions 00:58 What shall we toast to You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love - Cruel Intentions 00:31 You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love I exude confidence and enjoy sex - Cruel Intentions 00:39 I exude confidence and enjoy sex You are completely pussy whipped - Cruel Intentions 04:21 You are completely pussy whipped

Cast

Kathryn Merteuil - Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sebastian Valmont - Ryan Phillippe
Annette Hargrove - Reese Witherspoon
Cecile Caldwell - Selma Blair
Helen Rosemond - Louise Fletcher