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I didn't know it was Asshole Day at the Valmont house
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Cruel Intentions

I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house

Sebastian:I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house

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I didn't know it was Asshole Day at the Valmont house
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
459
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:43
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
drama, romance
Production
Columbia Pictures,Newmarket Capital Group,Original Film,Neal H. Moritz Productions

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Movie Summary

Two vicious step-siblings of an elite Manhattan prep school make a wager: to deflower the new headmaster's daughter before the start of term.

Actors

Sarah Michelle Gellar
Kathryn Merteuil
Sarah Michelle Gellar
The parental units called LovelyHow is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying BaliShe suspects that your impotent alcoholic father is diddling the maidGood - Cruel Intentions 00:14
The parental units called LovelyHow is your gold digging...
I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantesNothing shocks them anymore - Cruel Intentions 00:10
I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan...
Keep your friends close and your enemies closerWhen I get through with Cecile she'll be New York's premier tramp - Cruel Intentions 00:10
Keep your friends close and your enemies closerWhen I get...
Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way - Cruel Intentions 00:05
Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way
Why should I care? - Cruel Intentions 00:26
Why should I care?
She's quite cute you knowYoung supple breastsA tight firm assUncharted pootyBe her Captain Picard ValmontBoldly gowhere no man has gone before - Cruel Intentions 00:31
She's quite cute you knowYoung supple breastsA tight...
Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. - Cruel Intentions 00:43
Be her Captain Picard, Valmont.
I have a reputation to upholdDiddling the therapist's daughter is a challengeShe was overcharging - Cruel Intentions 00:09
I have a reputation to upholdDiddling the therapist's...
I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps - Cruel Intentions 00:05
I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps
Why I Plan to Waitby Annette Hargrove Kansas City KansasJesus Christ Is she for realShe's daddy's little angelA paradigm of chastity and virtue - Cruel Intentions 00:17
Why I Plan to Waitby Annette Hargrove Kansas City...
She has a boyfriend named TrevorGoing out for a yearTrevor understandsTrevor's a fag - Cruel Intentions 00:11
She has a boyfriend named TrevorGoing out for a yearTrevor...
Oh well Duty callsDr Greenbaum and her daughter should make for an exciting entryGee your journalCould you be more queerCould you be more desperate to read it - Cruel Intentions 00:15
Oh well Duty callsDr Greenbaum and her daughter should make...
Oh, Sebastian? - Cruel Intentions 00:08
Oh, Sebastian?
About that little wager of yoursCount me inWhat are the termsIf I winthen that hot little car of yours is mineAnd if I winI'll give you what you've been obsessing aboutever since our parents got marriedBe more specificIn EnglishI'll fuck your brains - Cruel Intentions 01:14
About that little wager of yoursCount me inWhat are the...
Because I'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you. - Cruel Intentions 00:13
Because I'm the only person you can't have, and it...
Your home is beautiful, Mrs. - Cruel Intentions 00:21
Your home is beautiful, Mrs.
Sebastian. - Cruel Intentions 00:42
Sebastian.
God I've missed you - Cruel Intentions 00:11
God I've missed you
I want you to meet Annette Annette Hargrove this is SebastianWell well HelloShe'll be staying with me for a few weeksI guess that makes two of usWelcome Thank youAunt Helen why don't you whip us up some of that iced tea of yoursI'll tend to AnnetteAll - Cruel Intentions 00:26
I want you to meet Annette Annette Hargrove this is...
I read your manifesto You didI must say I found it rather appallingThat's a first Most people praised me for itMost people are sheepWho are you to criticize something you've never experiencedI wasn't criticizing anythingI believe people shouldn't - Cruel Intentions 00:38
I read your manifesto You didI must say I found it rather...