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Cruel Intentions

Sir, there's no parking.You can't park, sir!

Sir, there's no parking.You can't park, sir!

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Sir there's no parking You can't park sir
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:21
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
drama, romance
Production
Columbia Pictures,Newmarket Capital Group,Original Film,Neal H. Moritz Productions

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Movie Summary

Two vicious step-siblings of an elite Manhattan prep school make a wager: to deflower the new headmaster's daughter before the start of term.
How do you do it Where do you get your strengthI know this sounds cornybut whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressureI turn to God and he helps me through the problem - Cruel Intentions 00:15
How do you do it Where do you get your strengthI know this...
My what an adorable shirt you're wearingThanks My father took me to AustraliaHow are things down underBlossoming I hope Sebastian - Cruel Intentions 00:13
My what an adorable shirt you're wearingThanks My...
I'm so sorry. - Cruel Intentions 00:30
I'm so sorry.
Keep your legs together This isn't Jamaica - Cruel Intentions 00:05
Keep your legs together This isn't Jamaica
I didn't know it was Asshole Day at the Valmont house - Cruel Intentions 00:05
I didn't know it was Asshole Day at the Valmont house
The parental units called LovelyHow is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying BaliShe suspects that your impotent alcoholic father is diddling the maidGood - Cruel Intentions 00:14
The parental units called LovelyHow is your gold digging...
I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantesNothing shocks them anymore - Cruel Intentions 00:10
I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan...
Keep your friends close and your enemies closerWhen I get through with Cecile she'll be New York's premier tramp - Cruel Intentions 00:10
Keep your friends close and your enemies closerWhen I get...
Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way - Cruel Intentions 00:05
Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way
Why should I care? - Cruel Intentions 00:26
Why should I care?
She's quite cute you knowYoung supple breastsA tight firm assUncharted pootyBe her Captain Picard ValmontBoldly gowhere no man has gone before - Cruel Intentions 00:31
She's quite cute you knowYoung supple breastsA tight...
Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. - Cruel Intentions 00:43
Be her Captain Picard, Valmont.
I have a reputation to upholdDiddling the therapist's daughter is a challengeShe was overcharging - Cruel Intentions 00:09
I have a reputation to upholdDiddling the therapist's...
I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps - Cruel Intentions 00:05
I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps
Why I Plan to Waitby Annette Hargrove Kansas City KansasJesus Christ Is she for realShe's daddy's little angelA paradigm of chastity and virtue - Cruel Intentions 00:17
Why I Plan to Waitby Annette Hargrove Kansas City...
She has a boyfriend named TrevorGoing out for a yearTrevor understandsTrevor's a fag - Cruel Intentions 00:11
She has a boyfriend named TrevorGoing out for a yearTrevor...
Oh well Duty callsDr Greenbaum and her daughter should make for an exciting entryGee your journalCould you be more queerCould you be more desperate to read it - Cruel Intentions 00:15
Oh well Duty callsDr Greenbaum and her daughter should make...
Oh, Sebastian? - Cruel Intentions 00:08
Oh, Sebastian?
About that little wager of yoursCount me inWhat are the termsIf I winthen that hot little car of yours is mineAnd if I winI'll give you what you've been obsessing aboutever since our parents got marriedBe more specificIn EnglishI'll fuck your brains - Cruel Intentions 01:14
About that little wager of yoursCount me inWhat are the...
Because I'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you. - Cruel Intentions 00:13
Because I'm the only person you can't have, and it...