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The mayor is so far up my ass, I am spitting out buttons
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The mayor is so far up my ass,I am spitting out buttons

The mayor is so far up my ass,
I am spitting out buttons

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The mayor is so far up my ass, I am spitting out buttons.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:32
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2025
Genres
horror, thriller
Production
BarBhouse Productions,221 Films

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Movie Summary

A small rural town in Maine is shocked as a mysterious animal leaves a local resident brutally ripped apart. Deemed to be a random bear attack by town officials, freelance journalist Max Frome suspects it might be something more.
And believe it, or not, genius, it's really pretty simple. - Cryptid 00:05
And believe it, or not, genius, it's really pretty simp...
Eventually, bam! They collide. - Cryptid 00:05
Eventually, bam! They collide.
Forcing it out into the open to get bolder... - Cryptid 00:05
Forcing it out into the open to get bolder...
All right. How do you explain this rain business, hmm? - Cryptid 00:05
All right. How do you explain this rain business, hmm?
Have you ever seen a bear make something like that? - Cryptid 00:05
Have you ever seen a bear make something like that?
Or, or leave those kinds of tracks outside it? - Cryptid 00:05
Or, or leave those kinds of tracks outside it?
Clearly it backs up what we're describing. - Cryptid 00:05
Clearly it backs up what we're describing.
Some samples got contaminated. We're still waiting. - Cryptid 00:06
Some samples got contaminated. We're still waiting.
The victim was partially eaten. - Cryptid 00:07
The victim was partially eaten.
As well as parts of his arms, and legs. - Cryptid 00:05
As well as parts of his arms, and legs.
Generally, bears kill out of defense. - Cryptid 00:05
Generally, bears kill out of defense.
On some mythical creature, that no one has ever seen, before. - Cryptid 00:06
On some mythical creature, that no one has ever seen, before...
What if this thing doesn't run and hide in the next county? - Cryptid 00:06
What if this thing doesn't run and hide in the next cou...
So, if I'm wrong, and what you say is true, we will know. - Cryptid 00:07
So, if I'm wrong, and what you say is true, we will kno...
Neither did I, but, that doesn't change the fact... - Cryptid 00:05
Neither did I, but, that doesn't change the fact...
That she loved me, and I loved her more than I... - Cryptid 00:06
That she loved me, and I loved her more than I...
More than I could have possibly imagined. - Cryptid 00:06
More than I could have possibly imagined.
You gave her rules, then, regulations. - Cryptid 00:05
You gave her rules, then, regulations.
You gave her fear of the world around her. - Cryptid 00:05
You gave her fear of the world around her.
You are a charmer. - Cryptid 00:07
You are a charmer.