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Cryptozoo

And thanks to your littlemurderer friend here, they have allthe legal excuses they need to...

And thanks to your little
murderer friend here, they have all
the legal excuses they need to shut down your monster zoo

Full Transcript

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And thanks to your little murderer friend here,
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they have all the legal excuses they need
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to shut down your monster zoo.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:30
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
animation, action, crime
Production
Fit Via Vi,Electric Chinoland,Low Spark Films,Washington Square Films,Cinereach,Magnolia Pictures

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Movie Summary

Cryptozookeepers try to capture a Baku, a dream-eating hybrid creature of legend, and start wondering if they should display these beasts or keep them hidden and unknown.
I'm sure that with a real purpose, they'll be happier. - Cryptozoo 00:05
I'm sure that with a real purpose, they'll be happ...
Cryptozoo, California. - Cryptozoo 00:05
Cryptozoo, California.
I mean if you're not in jail for resisting arrest. - Cryptozoo 00:05
I mean if you're not in jail for resisting arrest.
You gonna sit around getting stoned like everybody else? - Cryptozoo 00:04
You gonna sit around getting stoned like everybody else?
Once we have all your little pets, - Cryptozoo 00:05
Once we have all your little pets,
If you love to collect cryptids, it's hard to kick. - Cryptozoo 00:05
If you love to collect cryptids, it's hard to kick.
Uh, Nick... Sir. - Cryptozoo 00:08
Uh, Nick... Sir.
Land the chopper and she won't attack! - Cryptozoo 00:04
Land the chopper and she won't attack!
Doesn't it make more sense to keep our options open? - Cryptozoo 00:05
Doesn't it make more sense to keep our options open?
The gorg covers her eyes right now, - Cryptozoo 00:06
The gorg covers her eyes right now,
Yeah, let her see the magic pig. - Cryptozoo 00:04
Yeah, let her see the magic pig.
- It's got a name? - Oh, that's cute. - Cryptozoo 00:05
- It's got a name? - Oh, that's cute.
...elf-like beings that punish unwary travelers - Cryptozoo 00:11
...elf-like beings that punish unwary travelers
My boyfriend and I came across a tall fence last night. - Cryptozoo 00:18
My boyfriend and I came across a tall fence last night.
I carried Matthew's body, - Cryptozoo 00:37
I carried Matthew's body,
If anyone's taking that gay horse, - Cryptozoo 00:04
If anyone's taking that gay horse,
Fucking freaks always stick together. - Cryptozoo 00:04
Fucking freaks always stick together.
Well, now they can stuff him and put him on display. - Cryptozoo 00:05
Well, now they can stuff him and put him on display.
It won't kill you, but you should get to a hospital soon. - Cryptozoo 00:05
It won't kill you, but you should get to a hospital soo...
We can ask them to guide all of the cryptids away from here, - Cryptozoo 00:07
We can ask them to guide all of the cryptids away from here,