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I mean if you're not in jail for resisting arrest
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I mean if you're not in jailfor resisting arrest

I mean if you're not in jail
for resisting arrest

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I mean if you're not in jail for resisting arrest.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:30
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
animation, action, crime
Production
Fit Via Vi,Electric Chinoland,Low Spark Films,Washington Square Films,Cinereach,Magnolia Pictures

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Movie Summary

Cryptozookeepers try to capture a Baku, a dream-eating hybrid creature of legend, and start wondering if they should display these beasts or keep them hidden and unknown.
You gonna sit around getting stoned like everybody else? - Cryptozoo 00:04
You gonna sit around getting stoned like everybody else?
Once we have all your little pets, - Cryptozoo 00:05
Once we have all your little pets,
If you love to collect cryptids, it's hard to kick. - Cryptozoo 00:05
If you love to collect cryptids, it's hard to kick.
Uh, Nick... Sir. - Cryptozoo 00:08
Uh, Nick... Sir.
Land the chopper and she won't attack! - Cryptozoo 00:04
Land the chopper and she won't attack!
Doesn't it make more sense to keep our options open? - Cryptozoo 00:05
Doesn't it make more sense to keep our options open?
The gorg covers her eyes right now, - Cryptozoo 00:06
The gorg covers her eyes right now,
Yeah, let her see the magic pig. - Cryptozoo 00:04
Yeah, let her see the magic pig.
- It's got a name? - Oh, that's cute. - Cryptozoo 00:05
- It's got a name? - Oh, that's cute.
...elf-like beings that punish unwary travelers - Cryptozoo 00:11
...elf-like beings that punish unwary travelers
My boyfriend and I came across a tall fence last night. - Cryptozoo 00:18
My boyfriend and I came across a tall fence last night.
I carried Matthew's body, - Cryptozoo 00:37
I carried Matthew's body,
If anyone's taking that gay horse, - Cryptozoo 00:04
If anyone's taking that gay horse,
Fucking freaks always stick together. - Cryptozoo 00:04
Fucking freaks always stick together.
Well, now they can stuff him and put him on display. - Cryptozoo 00:05
Well, now they can stuff him and put him on display.
It won't kill you, but you should get to a hospital soon. - Cryptozoo 00:05
It won't kill you, but you should get to a hospital soo...
We can ask them to guide all of the cryptids away from here, - Cryptozoo 00:07
We can ask them to guide all of the cryptids away from here,
You'll glance at me and you'll die. It always happens. - Cryptozoo 00:04
You'll glance at me and you'll die. It always happ...
I know where we are. I know how to get there, really. - Cryptozoo 00:05
I know where we are. I know how to get there, really.
Boss, help me here. - Cryptozoo 00:04
Boss, help me here.