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God realized he needed help keeping us sinful humans in check
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Cunk on Life

God realized he neededhelp keeping us sinful humans in check, and he knew just who to call...

God realized he needed
help keeping us sinful humans in check, and he knew just who to call on

Full Transcript

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God realized he needed help keeping us sinful humans in check,
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and he knew just who to call on.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:16
Uploaded
Feb 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Broke and Bones,BBC

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Movie Summary

Philomena Cunk delves into life's profound questions, examining subjects from the big bang to AI, meeting academics and creatives, all with her trademark misguided observations.
This is holy Moses, - Cunk on Life 00:09
This is holy Moses,
One day, God invited Moses to the top of Mount Sinai - Cunk on Life 00:09
One day, God invited Moses to the top of Mount Sinai
God commanded Moses to spread this message far and wide, - Cunk on Life 00:12
God commanded Moses to spread this message far and wide,
There weren't 100 commandments. There were ten commandments. - Cunk on Life 00:06
There weren't 100 commandments. There were ten commandm...
These shalts and shalt nots are a set of terms and conditions for humankind. - Cunk on Life 00:06
These shalts and shalt nots are a set of terms and condition...
All Christians had to agree to abide by them - Cunk on Life 00:09
All Christians had to agree to abide by them
How did God manage to boil his terms and conditions down to just ten points - Cunk on Life 00:11
How did God manage to boil his terms and conditions down to ...
It just proves the point that God is God, so he's a lot more concise than we are. - Cunk on Life 00:06
It just proves the point that God is God, so he's a lot...
It is a covenant, which is a covenant of love between God and God's people, so... - Cunk on Life 00:06
It is a covenant, which is a covenant of love between God an...
In a bid to stay in God's good books, - Cunk on Life 00:10
In a bid to stay in God's good books,
Some people dedicate their lives to hedonism, - Cunk on Life 00:08
Some people dedicate their lives to hedonism,
Entire cities have been built for hedonist pursuits, - Cunk on Life 00:10
Entire cities have been built for hedonist pursuits,
This is Las Vegas, - Cunk on Life 00:13
This is Las Vegas,
Vegas is a shimmering visual metaphor for human indulgence, - Cunk on Life 00:13
Vegas is a shimmering visual metaphor for human indulgence,
Given its reputation, - Cunk on Life 00:12
Given its reputation,
Many of the tourists who flock here each year hope - Cunk on Life 00:08
Many of the tourists who flock here each year hope
But on the other hand, God sees everything, - Cunk on Life 00:08
But on the other hand, God sees everything,
Worse still, God doesn't just know about the sinful things you've done. - Cunk on Life 00:06
Worse still, God doesn't just know about the sinful thi...
He also knows about the sinful things you're merely thinking of doing. - Cunk on Life 00:06
He also knows about the sinful things you're merely thi...
Could you put God off the scent by only thinking decoy thoughts, - Cunk on Life 00:10
Could you put God off the scent by only thinking decoy thoug...