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How did God manage to boil his terms and conditions down to just ten points
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Cunk on Life

How did God manage to boil his termsand conditions down to just ten points when the iPhone...

How did God manage to boil his terms
and conditions down to just ten points when the iPhone end user license
agreement is about 100 pages long?

Full Transcript

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How did God manage to boil his terms and conditions down to just ten points
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when the iPhone end user license agreement is about 100 pages long?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
84
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:19
Uploaded
Feb 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Broke and Bones,BBC

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Philomena Cunk delves into life's profound questions, examining subjects from the big bang to AI, meeting academics and creatives, all with her trademark misguided observations.
It just proves the point that God is God, so he's a lot more concise than we are. - Cunk on Life 00:06
It just proves the point that God is God, so he's a lot...
It is a covenant, which is a covenant of love between God and God's people, so... - Cunk on Life 00:06
It is a covenant, which is a covenant of love between God an...
In a bid to stay in God's good books, - Cunk on Life 00:10
In a bid to stay in God's good books,
Some people dedicate their lives to hedonism, - Cunk on Life 00:08
Some people dedicate their lives to hedonism,
Entire cities have been built for hedonist pursuits, - Cunk on Life 00:10
Entire cities have been built for hedonist pursuits,
This is Las Vegas, - Cunk on Life 00:13
This is Las Vegas,
Vegas is a shimmering visual metaphor for human indulgence, - Cunk on Life 00:13
Vegas is a shimmering visual metaphor for human indulgence,
Given its reputation, - Cunk on Life 00:12
Given its reputation,
Many of the tourists who flock here each year hope - Cunk on Life 00:08
Many of the tourists who flock here each year hope
But on the other hand, God sees everything, - Cunk on Life 00:08
But on the other hand, God sees everything,
Worse still, God doesn't just know about the sinful things you've done. - Cunk on Life 00:06
Worse still, God doesn't just know about the sinful thi...
He also knows about the sinful things you're merely thinking of doing. - Cunk on Life 00:06
He also knows about the sinful things you're merely thi...
Could you put God off the scent by only thinking decoy thoughts, - Cunk on Life 00:10
Could you put God off the scent by only thinking decoy thoug...
You're not just dealing with a God who's omniscient, knows everything. - Cunk on Life 00:05
You're not just dealing with a God who's omniscien...
You're also dealing with a God who is omnipotent, is all-powerful. - Cunk on Life 00:06
You're also dealing with a God who is omnipotent, is al...
I'll be honest. This relationship with God throws up a lot of red flags. - Cunk on Life 00:06
I'll be honest. This relationship with God throws up a ...
If you follow God's rules religiously, you'll ascend to the kingdom of heaven, - Cunk on Life 00:08
If you follow God's rules religiously, you'll asce...
Although, if you're old when you die, - Cunk on Life 00:07
Although, if you're old when you die,
The most that will be asked of you is doing the washing up, - Cunk on Life 00:10
The most that will be asked of you is doing the washing up,
The alternative to heaven is hell, - Cunk on Life 00:10
The alternative to heaven is hell,