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The Old Testament claims God and/or Simon created our universe
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Cunk on Life

The Old Testament claims Godand/or Simon created our universe in just seven days

The Old Testament claims God
and/or Simon created our universe in just seven days

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The Old Testament claims God and/or Simon created our universe
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in just seven days.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
98
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:04
Uploaded
Feb 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Broke and Bones,BBC

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Philomena Cunk delves into life's profound questions, examining subjects from the big bang to AI, meeting academics and creatives, all with her trademark misguided observations.
It sounds like a lot to achieve in such a short space of time, - Cunk on Life 00:10
It sounds like a lot to achieve in such a short space of tim...
God started by saying, "Let there be light," - Cunk on Life 00:09
God started by saying, "Let there be light,"
Then he divided light from dark, like I do when I'm doing a clothes wash. - Cunk on Life 00:06
Then he divided light from dark, like I do when I'm doi...
Next, he created the firmament, whatever that is, - Cunk on Life 00:07
Next, he created the firmament, whatever that is,
For his next trick, - Cunk on Life 00:17
For his next trick,
And finally, for his crowning achievement, - Cunk on Life 00:10
And finally, for his crowning achievement,
Here on the planet of Italy is the Sistine Chapel. - Cunk on Life 00:05
Here on the planet of Italy is the Sistine Chapel.
Inside it is an astonishing collection of images - Cunk on Life 00:10
Inside it is an astonishing collection of images
This artwork took him four years to complete, - Cunk on Life 00:08
This artwork took him four years to complete,
But whatever you think of it, what it depicts is momentous. - Cunk on Life 00:06
But whatever you think of it, what it depicts is momentous.
The moment God created life by jizzing us out of his hands. - Cunk on Life 00:05
The moment God created life by jizzing us out of his hands.
This image of the most significant fingerbang in history - Cunk on Life 00:12
This image of the most significant fingerbang in history
It's perhaps the greatest masterpiece in all of art, - Cunk on Life 00:08
It's perhaps the greatest masterpiece in all of art,
When I gaze up at it, I'm struck by a sense of wonder - Cunk on Life 00:07
When I gaze up at it, I'm struck by a sense of wonder
When Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel, - Cunk on Life 00:11
When Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel,
Did Michelangelo use a really long brush, - Cunk on Life 00:08
Did Michelangelo use a really long brush,
Um, well, he had to stand up on top of some scaffolding - Cunk on Life 00:08
Um, well, he had to stand up on top of some scaffolding
Wouldn't paint drip down into his eyes when he was doing it? - Cunk on Life 00:05
Wouldn't paint drip down into his eyes when he was doin...
I bet he was blinking the whole time, sort of like… like that. - Cunk on Life 00:05
I bet he was blinking the whole time, sort of like… like tha...
However he did it, - Cunk on Life 00:07
However he did it,