What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while you're learnin' somethin'?
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Larry David:
I pee sitting down. Jeff Greene:
You pee sitting down? Larry David:
Yeah! Have you ever tried it? Jeff Greene:
No! Larry David:
It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don't have to turn on the light and wake up, and you get to read. Jeff Greene:
What are you reading? Larry David:
I'm reading a lot of stuff. Jeff Greene:
What stuff? Larry David:
If I peed twenty times during a day I can get through a whole New York Times for god's sake! Jeff Greene:
Twenty times? Larry David:
Yeah! Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' somethin'! Jeff Greene:
What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while you're learnin' somethin'?
I pee sitting down. Jeff Greene:
You pee sitting down? Larry David:
Yeah! Have you ever tried it? Jeff Greene:
No! Larry David:
It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don't have to turn on the light and wake up, and you get to read. Jeff Greene:
What are you reading? Larry David:
I'm reading a lot of stuff. Jeff Greene:
What stuff? Larry David:
If I peed twenty times during a day I can get through a whole New York Times for god's sake! Jeff Greene:
Twenty times? Larry David:
Yeah! Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' somethin'! Jeff Greene:
What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while you're learnin' somethin'?
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I PEE SITTING DOWN
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YOU PEE SITTING DOWN
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YEAH HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT
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NO
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IT'S MORE COMFORTABLE
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WHEN YOU GET UP DURING THE NIGHT
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO TURN THE LIGHT ON AND WAKE UP
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AND YOU GET TO READ
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WHAT ARE YOU READING
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I'M READING A LOT OF STUFF
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WHAT STUFF
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IF I PEE 20 TIMES DURING A DAY
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I CAN GET THROUGH THE WHOLE NEW YORK TIMES FOR GOD'S SAKE
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20 TIMES
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YEAH HEY BUDDY WHEN YOU'RE PEEING ALL OVER YOUR SHOE
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I'M LEARNING SOMETHING
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M PEEING OVER MY SHOE
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WHILE YOU'RE LEARNING SOMETHING
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Movie Summary
The life and times of Larry David and the predicaments he gets himself into with his friends and complete strangers.
