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Thor The Wrestler:
I've got three kids in there scared half to death because some bald headed *turd* is shootin' at 'em! Larry:
No, sir, we were, we were... we were playing cowboys and indians... Thor The Wrestler:
Hey, you heard of Columbine? It's idiots like you that cause this whole society to be going crazy with violence! Larry:
No, I'm not a violent... Thor The Wrestler:
Shut up! You know what's you're looking at? You are looking at 245 pounds of twisted steel and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal. I will *body slam* you so hard that you will poop your bald pants. Hear me? Don't you ever... ever... *ever* point another finger at my kids again, because if you do, I will break it off and shove it right up your sphincter
I've got three kids in there scared half to death because some bald headed *turd* is shootin' at 'em! Larry:
No, sir, we were, we were... we were playing cowboys and indians... Thor The Wrestler:
Hey, you heard of Columbine? It's idiots like you that cause this whole society to be going crazy with violence! Larry:
No, I'm not a violent... Thor The Wrestler:
Shut up! You know what's you're looking at? You are looking at 245 pounds of twisted steel and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal. I will *body slam* you so hard that you will poop your bald pants. Hear me? Don't you ever... ever... *ever* point another finger at my kids again, because if you do, I will break it off and shove it right up your sphincter
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NOBODY EVER SITS THERE
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EVERY MEETING I'M TRAVELING
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HEY I'D KNOW THAT TUSH ANYWHERE
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HEY I'D KNOW THAT TUSH ANYWHERE
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HEY JABRONI OPEN THE WINDOW
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I'M I'M AWFULLY I'M AWFULLY SORRY
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I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION
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I'VE GOT THREE KIDS IN THERE SCARED HALF TO DEATH
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BECAUSE SOME BALD HEADED TURD IS SHOOTING AT 'EM
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NO SIR WE WERE PLAYING COWBOYS AND INDIANS
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF COLUMBINE
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IT'S IDIOTS LIKE YOU
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THAT CAUSE THIS WHOLE SOCIETY TO BE GOING CRAZY WITH VIOLENCE
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NO I'M NOT A VIOLENT
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SHUT UP
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT
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YOU ARE LOOKING AT 245 POUNDS OF TWISTED STEEL
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AND DROP YOUR BONY BUTT TO THE CURB APPEAL
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I WILL BODY SLAM YOU SO HARD
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THAT YOU WILL POOP YOUR BALD PANTS
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YOU HEAR ME
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YES SIR
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DON'T YOU EVER
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EVER POINT ANOTHER FINGER AT MY KIDS AGAIN
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BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL BREAK IT OFF
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AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR SPHINCTER
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Movie Summary
The life and times of Larry David and the predicaments he gets himself into with his friends and complete strangers.