Did you ever see *our* show? It was called the Holocaust!

Colby:
[at dinner with the survivors]
So, here we are in a region of Australia where, out of the world's ten most deadly snakes, nine of 'em inhabit this region. It was harrowing. You come across a taipan on the trail, you get bit, you're dead in thirty minutes flat. Solly:
Oy, I'll tell you, that's a very interesting story, let me tell you. I was in a concentration camp! You never even suffered one minute in your life compared to what I went through! Colby:
Look, I'm saying- I'm saying we spent 42 days trying to survive and we had very little rations, no snacks... Solly:
Snacks? What you talking, "snacks"? We didn't eat sometimes for a week! For a month! We ate nothing!... Colby:
I couldn't even work out when I was over there. They certainly didn't have a gym. Solly:
A *what*? Colby:
I mean, I wore my sneakers out and the next thing you know, I got a pair of Flip-flops! Solly:
Flip-flops! Colby:
We sleep on the ground, on the dirt, okay? 118 degrees during the day, 98 at night with 98 percent humidity! Solly:
45 degrees below zero! Colby:
Did you guys have a bathroom? Solly:
A bathroom? We had twelve people at a time would go and shit...! Colby:
Well, I'm sure you had toilet paper. Solly:
We had newspaper! Colby:
We had mosquitos. Solly:
Mosquito? You see this glass eye? Eh? Eh? Colby:
Have you even seen the show? Solly:
Did you ever see *our* show? It was called the Holocaust!