You gotta turn the damn satellite on for the TV to work! See the little green light? Just...
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Wanda:
Why'd you fire the black man? Larry:
I fired the black man... because... he's the guy who set up the whole system here and it doesn't work! And he's here like... every week, I'm givin' him checks, we've got five remotes, I can't turn it on... but I know, you know, *black* man can *never* do anything *wrong*, at least to get fired from a job! Black people *always* do everything right! Wanda:
[Walks over to TV, pushes button, fixes it]
You gotta turn the damn satellite on for the TV to work! See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on! Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you
Why'd you fire the black man? Larry:
I fired the black man... because... he's the guy who set up the whole system here and it doesn't work! And he's here like... every week, I'm givin' him checks, we've got five remotes, I can't turn it on... but I know, you know, *black* man can *never* do anything *wrong*, at least to get fired from a job! Black people *always* do everything right! Wanda:
[Walks over to TV, pushes button, fixes it]
You gotta turn the damn satellite on for the TV to work! See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on! Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you
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WELL WHY YOU FIRE THE BLACK MAN
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I FIRED THE BLACK MAN
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BECAUSE HE'S THE GUY WHO SET UP THE WHOLE SYSTEM HERE
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AND IT DOESN'T WORK
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AND HE'S HERE LIKE EVERY WEEK I'M GIVING HIM CHECKS
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WE'VE GOT FIVE REMOTES I CAN'T TURN IT ON
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BUT I KNOW YOU KNOW BLACK MAN
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HE CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG
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AND HE SHOULDN'T GET FIRED FROM A JOB
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BLACK PEOPLE ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING RIGHT
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YOU GOTTA TURN THE DAMN SATELLITE ON
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FOR THE TV TO WORK
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SEE THE LITTLE GREEN LIGHT
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JUST GOTTA TURN IT ON
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OR YOU CAN FIRE THE BLACK MAN
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WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU
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Movie Summary
The life and times of Larry David and the predicaments he gets himself into with his friends and complete strangers.
