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"Dad's Army" quotes

Dad's Army poster
The misadventures of a ragtag group of elderly Home Guard local defense volunteers at the onset of WW2.

Director: Norman Cohen
Writer: Jimmy Perry, David Croft
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, war
Year: 1971
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 01 Sep 1971
Awards: N/A

24 Clips

Cpt. George MainwaringSgt. Arthur WilsonA.r.p. Warden HodgesVerger Maurice YeatmanMaj. Gen. FullardL. Cpl. Jack JonesNazi PilotPvt. James FrazerPvt. Frank PikePvt. Joe WalkerMavis Pike
Find something for Jones to do will you - Dad's Army 00:17 Find something for Jones to do will you Who do you think you are We're the Local Defence Volunteers - Dad's Army 00:10 Who do you think you are We're the Local Defence... It's a beautiful land Wilson - Dad's Army 00:22 It's a beautiful land Wilson Quick Walker Put the plug in - Dad's Army 00:04 Quick Walker Put the plug in Whatever are we going to do sir - Dad's Army 00:10 Whatever are we going to do sir Just one thing Jones - Dad's Army 00:08 Just one thing Jones Frazer stand behind him - Dad's Army 00:22 Frazer stand behind him If you don't put that gun down I will shoot you - Dad's Army 00:33 If you don't put that gun down I will shoot you Why did you know that German's gun was empty after all - Dad's Army 00:08 Why did you know that German's gun was empty after all But we have one invaluable weapon in our armoury - Dad's Army 00:10 But we have one invaluable weapon in our armoury What's that supposed to be You said if we hadn't got anything else - Dad's Army 00:11 What's that supposed to be You said if we hadn't... Damned bank clerk - Dad's Army 00:05 Damned bank clerk I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot Line - Dad's Army 00:19 I could have sworn that they would never break through the... Well you know what they say Where there's crowds there's business - Dad's Army 00:05 Well you know what they say Where there's crowds... Just a minute Wilson Yes sir - Dad's Army 00:12 Just a minute Wilson Yes sir He's got a gun Yes I know I can see that sir yes - Dad's Army 00:08 He's got a gun Yes I know I can see that sir yes Why does he call you '' uncle'' - Dad's Army 00:14 Why does he call you '' uncle'' Frank where have you been Your tea's been in the oven for over an hour - Dad's Army 00:13 Frank where have you been Your tea's been in the oven... So half the platoon will be in the Novelty Rock Emporium - Dad's Army 00:10 So half the platoon will be in the Novelty Rock Emporium Now if anyone approaches you shout '' Halt who goes there '' - Dad's Army 00:07 Now if anyone approaches you shout '' Halt who... Hang on I thought you said I could have the night off I've got a date - Dad's Army 00:10 Hang on I thought you said I could have the night off... Well men I've got some good news for you - Dad's Army 00:05 Well men I've got some good news for you Blimey that was quick I can hear a plane already - Dad's Army 00:05 Blimey that was quick I can hear a plane already Good Lord it's that damn bank clerk - Dad's Army 00:05 Good Lord it's that damn bank clerk

Cast

Capt. Mainwaring - Arthur Lowe
Sgt. Wilson - John Le Mesurier
L - Clive Dunn
Pte. Frazer - John Laurie
Pte. Walker - James Beck
All Cast