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Damsel

I'm just a dumb neophyte preachertrying to help a guy out

Damsel • 2018
I'm just a dumb neophyte preacher
trying to help a guy out

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I'm just a dumb neophyte preacher trying to help a guy out.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:54
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, western
Production
Strophic Productions Limited

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Movie Summary

It's the Wild West, circa 1870. Samuel Alabaster, an affluent pioneer, ventures across the American frontier to marry the love of his life, Penelope. As his group traverses the west, the once-simple journey grows treacherous, blurrin
Goddamn word out of you unless I ask for it. Do you hear me? - Damsel 00:04
Goddamn word out of you unless I ask for it. Do you hear me...
I assume you know how to officiate a funeral. Is that correct? - Damsel 00:05
I assume you know how to officiate a funeral. Is that correc...
More than I could possibly account for right now. - Damsel 00:04
More than I could possibly account for right now.
Tears me up inside to know we'll never grow old together... - Damsel 00:05
Tears me up inside to know we'll never grow old togethe...
I'll never forget you, my sweet, precious love. - Damsel 00:04
I'll never forget you, my sweet, precious love.
And may you find solace that while you're up in heaven... - Damsel 00:05
And may you find solace that while you're up in heaven....
It was a big, dumb, goddamn stupid mess. - Damsel 00:05
It was a big, dumb, goddamn stupid mess.
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, et cetera to et cetera. - Damsel 00:06
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, et cetera to et cetera.
Miss Penelope, I... I'm of the bashful sort. - Damsel 00:04
Miss Penelope, I... I'm of the bashful sort.
I... I can feel your deep-seated pain. - Damsel 00:04
I... I can feel your deep-seated pain.
Cause I don't need your foolhardy consolation, do you hear me? - Damsel 00:05
Cause I don't need your foolhardy consolation, do you h...
Goddamn ants, what the hell did I ever do to them, huh? - Damsel 00:04
Goddamn ants, what the hell did I ever do to them, huh?
But you've got no right talking to me like that. - Damsel 00:04
But you've got no right talking to me like that.
Sir... sir, listen. - Damsel 00:04
Sir... sir, listen.
You let Anton down. - Anton and I had our occasional problems... - Damsel 00:05
You let Anton down. - Anton and I had our occasional problem...
And preach here, he's gonna officiate it so it's legit. - Damsel 00:05
And preach here, he's gonna officiate it so it's l...
Rufus, quit it. This is madness and it ain't gonna happen. - Damsel 00:04
Rufus, quit it. This is madness and it ain't gonna happ...
I'm gonna shoot the both of you and leave you for dead. - Damsel 00:04
I'm gonna shoot the both of you and leave you for dead.
And if you're gonna go on questioning the validity of my feelings... - Damsel 00:04
And if you're gonna go on questioning the validity of m...
This guy was just some goddamned tagalong... - Damsel 00:05
This guy was just some goddamned tagalong...