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Damsel

Well, soon to beMrs. Penelope Alabaster

Damsel • 2018
Well, soon to be
Mrs. Penelope Alabaster

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Well, soon to be Mrs. Penelope Alabaster.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:11
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, western
Production
Strophic Productions Limited

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Movie Summary

It's the Wild West, circa 1870. Samuel Alabaster, an affluent pioneer, ventures across the American frontier to marry the love of his life, Penelope. As his group traverses the west, the once-simple journey grows treacherous, blurrin
Yep... and I just want everything to go off well... - Damsel 00:04
Yep... and I just want everything to go off well...
Ties it all together... big time. - Damsel 00:04
Ties it all together... big time.
An arrowhead? - Yeah. Sharp one, too. - Damsel 00:04
An arrowhead? - Yeah. Sharp one, too.
You know, if you want, you can... have it to give to Penelope. - Damsel 00:05
You know, if you want, you can... have it to give to Penelop...
I apologize if there's any... miscommunication... - Damsel 00:04
I apologize if there's any... miscommunication...
It's just a sweet little ballad I wrote for Penelope. - Damsel 00:04
It's just a sweet little ballad I wrote for Penelope.
What do you mean? - Because she's a prized possession. - Damsel 00:04
What do you mean? - Because she's a prized possession.
The guy who took her is an evil son of a bitch. - Damsel 00:04
The guy who took her is an evil son of a bitch.
D... did you catch him? - Yeah. - Damsel 00:04
D... did you catch him? - Yeah.
I just wanted this to be safe and low-profile. - Damsel 00:05
I just wanted this to be safe and low-profile.
That's why I couldn't let you be privy to all the details straight away. - Damsel 00:04
That's why I couldn't let you be privy to all the ...
This kidnap's the most terrible thing that's ever happened to me. - Damsel 00:05
This kidnap's the most terrible thing that's ever ...
It hurts... down deep inside. - Damsel 00:04
It hurts... down deep inside.
Literally, I've... I've got ulcers. - Damsel 00:04
Literally, I've... I've got ulcers.
Marry her proper under the eyes of the Lord and have a quiet life. - Damsel 00:04
Marry her proper under the eyes of the Lord and have a quiet...
That evil son of a bitch had to go and mess it all up. - Damsel 00:04
That evil son of a bitch had to go and mess it all up.
I mean, someone in the flesh just pure goddamned scum-loving evil? - Damsel 00:05
I mean, someone in the flesh just pure goddamned scum-loving...
I don't know. - How can you not know? You're a Parson. - Damsel 00:04
I don't know. - How can you not know? You're a Par...
Now, I'm not talking about some fly by night gangbang hostess. - Damsel 00:04
Now, I'm not talking about some fly by night gangbang h...
I agreed to join the two of you in holy matrimony - Damsel 00:05
I agreed to join the two of you in holy matrimony