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Dark Asset

A charming guy attempts to pick up a woman in a bar by spinning a tale involving spies, implanted microchips and the dangerous military scientist hunting him.

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Michael Winnick

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action, thriller

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- After Ylan's shaky start, - Dark Asset

- After Ylan's shaky start,

- Of course, but this time, - Dark Asset

- Of course, but this time,

The thought was that if
they could train someone - Dark Asset

The thought was that if they could train someone

[keyboard keys clacking] - Dark Asset

[keyboard keys clacking]

Wolf, - Dark Asset

Mr. Titit, one of the
program's other financiers - Dark Asset

Mr. Titit, one of the program's other financiers

So they sent the
unassuming Bindi - Dark Asset

So they sent the unassuming Bindi

And if her natural
skills weren't enough, - Dark Asset

And if her natural skills weren't enough,

- Senator Benson
called them his crows - Dark Asset

- Senator Benson called them his crows

- But unless you're secretly - Dark Asset

- But unless you're secretly

- They did, as you can guess, - Dark Asset

- They did, as you can guess,

He wanted to push the
technology forward - Dark Asset

He wanted to push the technology forward

[gun clocking] - Dark Asset

That's how the doctor
recruited me for the program, - Dark Asset

That's how the doctor recruited me for the program,

- You'll be better than before, - Dark Asset

- You'll be better than before,

You'll have the
calculating power - Dark Asset

You'll have the calculating power

- There is no good luck,
only good planning. - Dark Asset

- There is no good luck, only good planning.

Being a super spy, who
wouldn't want that? - Dark Asset

Being a super spy, who wouldn't want that?

- Oh, so that's why you
think I'm gonna take you back - Dark Asset

- Oh, so that's why you think I'm gonna take you b...

- Then again, the
doctor couldn't have
his prized super spy - Dark Asset

- Then again, the doctor couldn't have his prized super...

But being sober has a way - Dark Asset

But being sober has a way

[glass shattering] - Dark Asset

[glass shattering]

- So when I was escaping
the doctor and his facility, - Dark Asset

- So when I was escaping the doctor and his facility,

I didn't know if they were
dead, or discarded failures, - Dark Asset

I didn't know if they were dead, or discarded failures,

[dramatic music] - Dark Asset

[dramatic music]

[blows thudding] - Dark Asset

[blows thudding]

- Wow, I guess
your upgraded chip - Dark Asset

- Wow, I guess your upgraded chip

- Well, considering
we're still in this bar, - Dark Asset

- Well, considering we're still in this bar,

- As I said, the chip's
still a work in progress. - Dark Asset

- As I said, the chip's still a work in progress.

I'm just a lowly office drone - Dark Asset

I'm just a lowly office drone

Pushing papers, filing, - Dark Asset

Pushing papers, filing,

And now attending a boring
outta town business conference. - Dark Asset

And now attending a boring outta town business conference.

I would much rather be
home wearing sweats, - Dark Asset

I would much rather be home wearing sweats,

- But instead, you're in the
hotel bar waiting for a woman - Dark Asset

- But instead, you're in the hotel bar waiting for a wo...

- True, but at least your
completely 100% real story - Dark Asset

- True, but at least your completely 100% real story

- And I have a brand new Lamborghini,

- [John] After the fight, I
finally made it to the basement, - Dark Asset

- [John] After the fight, I finally made it to the basement,

And sent out a message - Dark Asset

And sent out a message

- [John] Actually to
use the doctor's term, - Dark Asset

- [John] Actually to use the doctor's term,

- The only thing I could, - Dark Asset

- The only thing I could,

Bindi was back at the cafe, - Dark Asset

Bindi was back at the cafe,

Mr. Titit used her first, - Dark Asset

Mr. Titit used her first,

[singing in foreign language] - Dark Asset

[singing in foreign language]

[Titit screaming]
[dramatic music] - Dark Asset

[Titit screaming] [dramatic music]

Even though he was
back in the program, - Dark Asset

Even though he was back in the program,

I'm sure he didn't
need much of a push - Dark Asset

I'm sure he didn't need much of a push

[phone vibrating] - Dark Asset

[phone vibrating]

[suspenseful music] - Dark Asset

[suspenseful music]

So all the upgraded chips have
tracking and safety protocols - Dark Asset

So all the upgraded chips have tracking and safety protocols

Why aren't there soldiers or
spies kicking down the doors - Dark Asset

Why aren't there soldiers or spies kicking down the doo...

- Well, you said it
would only take an hour - Dark Asset

- Well, you said it would only take an hour

- Not a girlfriend, - Dark Asset

- Not a girlfriend,

Well, to answer your question, - Dark Asset

Well, to answer your question,

- [chuckling] Oh, so
out of all the recruits, - Dark Asset

- [chuckling] Oh, so out of all the recruits,

Soon after my chip
was implanted, - Dark Asset

Soon after my chip was implanted,

[upbeat rock music] - Dark Asset

[upbeat rock music]

- Seems like that thing inside
your head does a lot more - Dark Asset

- Seems like that thing inside your head does a lot more

- If you knew the chip
was bad back then, - Dark Asset

- If you knew the chip was bad back then,

- The agent told me why, - Dark Asset

- The agent told me why,

- If the chip is ever
removed or damaged, - Dark Asset

- If the chip is ever removed or damaged,

I'm not even supposed to
know about your existence - Dark Asset

I'm not even supposed to know about your existence

- Former employee
of your new bosses - Dark Asset

- Former employee of your new bosses

- Not yet, when they fully
activate your chip tomorrow, - Dark Asset

- Not yet, when they fully activate your chip tomorrow,

That is until their
techs figure out - Dark Asset

That is until their techs figure out

- What you do best,
you serve your country - Dark Asset

- What you do best, you serve your country

[gun banging] - Dark Asset

[keyboard keys clacking] - Dark Asset

[keyboard keys clacking]

And I'm sure Alex has been
working around the clock - Dark Asset

And I'm sure Alex has been working around the clock

[pensive dramatic music] - Dark Asset

[pensive dramatic music]

[taser zapping] - Dark Asset

[taser zapping]

- Super spies versus
regular spies, interesting. - Dark Asset

- Super spies versus regular spies, interesting.

- I did, but I'm just one man. - Dark Asset

- I did, but I'm just one man.

I need a little help
with the happy ending. - Dark Asset

I need a little help with the happy ending.

- [chuckling] I bet you do. - Dark Asset

- [chuckling] I bet you do.

- But fortunately,
you already helped. - Dark Asset

- But fortunately, you already helped.

[door creaking] - Dark Asset

[door creaking]

[dramatic music] - Dark Asset

[dramatic music]

[door creaks] - Dark Asset

- As Agent Wilds put it, - Dark Asset

- As Agent Wilds put it,

- They have a literal
kill switch built in, - Dark Asset

- They have a literal kill switch built in,

- Wait, wait, wait, - Dark Asset

- Wait, wait, wait,

- Pretty much, Jane Doe. - Dark Asset

- Pretty much, Jane Doe.

Get some food, maybe a drink, - Dark Asset

Get some food, maybe a drink,

Well, you were one of
them, and now he's gone. - Dark Asset

Well, you were one of them, and now he's gone.

This has been very entertaining - Dark Asset

This has been very entertaining

- You were the only one of us - Dark Asset

- You were the only one of us

Thank you for the Lamborghini, - Dark Asset

Thank you for the Lamborghini,

- Right, well, it's getting late - Dark Asset

- Right, well, it's getting late

- No, I know that - Dark Asset

- No, I know that

Actually, I'm gonna go
to the ladies room first - Dark Asset

Actually, I'm gonna go to the ladies room first

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A charming guy attempts to pick up a woman in a bar by spinning a tale involving spies, implanted microchips and the dangerous military scientist hunting him.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Michael Winnick

Writer: Michael Winnick, Terri Farley-Teruel

Production: N/A

Genre: action, thriller

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 18 Mar 2024

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