To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
How dare you defile my manor with your noxiousIt's really you
Please log in to add to collections.
Dark Shadows

It really is you!

Barnabas Collins:
How dare you invade this home with your noxious...Angelique Bouchard: It really is you!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.753
How dare you defile my manor with your noxious
00:00:15.999 --> 00:00:17.307
It's really you
Available in 8 languages
Duration
18 seconds
Views
491
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:26
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy, fantasy
Production
Tim Burton Productions,Infinitum Nihil,GK Films,Village Roadshow Pictures,Dan Curtis Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures,The Zanuck Company

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Vampire Barnabas Collins is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate and family have fallen into ruin.

Actors

Johnny Depp
Barnabas Collins
Johnny Depp
Eva Green
Angelique Bouchard
Eva Green
The people of Collinsport are my worshippers now. - Dark Shadows 00:10
The people of Collinsport are my worshippers now.
Welcome back to the shadows, Barnabas Collins. - Dark Shadows 00:09
Welcome back to the shadows, Barnabas Collins.
Angelbay. - Dark Shadows 00:38
Angelbay.
I always knew there was something off about Angie But a witchIndeedBut a witch with an impenetrable hatred of meHateNo if she merely hated you she would've killed youA curse takes devotion - Dark Shadows 00:21
I always knew there was something off about Angie But a...
My true love, taken. - Dark Shadows 00:26
My true love, taken.
Yes... but you also kept the family business afloat... and tried to keep the manor from falling apart. - Dark Shadows 00:45
Yes... but you also kept the family business afloat... and...
You fought on because it's in your blood - Dark Shadows 00:15
You fought on because it's in your blood
Just the same for you and me All I need will be mine if you are here I'm on the top of the world looking down What sorcery is this? - Dark Shadows 00:22
Just the same for you and me All I need will be mine if you...
What sorcery is thisReveal yourself tiny songstress - Dark Shadows 00:10
What sorcery is thisReveal yourself tiny songstress
You want fishermen, you gotta get Silas Clarney first. - Dark Shadows 00:16
You want fishermen, you gotta get Silas Clarney first.
Captain Clarney I'd like you to meet Barnabas CollinsCollinsAnd why does a Collins want to talk to meTo offer you a contractI have a contractwith AngelbayAnd if I told you I could offer you a better oneThen Mr Collins I would tell you to take a long walk - Dark Shadows 00:36
Captain Clarney I'd like you to meet Barnabas...
To offer you a contract. - Dark Shadows 00:29
To offer you a contract.
You have grown rather weary of working for Angelbay. - Dark Shadows 00:32
You have grown rather weary of working for Angelbay.
What is that thingIt's a lampIt looks like a pulsating blood urn - Dark Shadows 00:10
What is that thingIt's a lampIt looks like a pulsating...
Liverpool Can you describe it for me - Dark Shadows 00:07
Liverpool Can you describe it for me
May I hypnotize you BarnabasMadamI do not believe that remotely possi - Dark Shadows 00:11
May I hypnotize you BarnabasMadamI do not believe that...
I don't feel comfortable discussing this with youDo not fear my childI simply seek advice on the art of courting a woman of this timeLandAnd who better to tutor me than a woman of your ageWhat is your age if I mayFifteen Fifteen and no husbandYou must put - Dark Shadows 01:58
I don't feel comfortable discussing this with youDo not...
But do you think me too weird for a woman of thislandYou obviously mean VickyShe has the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes uponYou're way too weirdDo you really think so - Dark Shadows 00:22
But do you think me too weird for a woman of thislandYou...
You're all stiff proper and old fashionedAnd Victoriais she not properShe likes to pretend she's rock 'n' rollShe's a Carpenters kind of chick for sureDo you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkersThe Carpenters are musicians stupidMusicYes - Dark Shadows 00:52
You're all stiff proper and old fashionedAnd Victoriais...
If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent. - Dark Shadows 00:15
If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent.