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I don't feel comfortable discussing this with youDo not fear my childI simply seek advice on the art of courting a woman of this timeLandAnd who better to tutor me than a woman of your ageWhat is your

Okay. If you wanna get with her, you're gonna have to change your approach. Drop the whole...

Dark Shadows • 2012

Carolyn Stoddard:
I don't feel comfortable discussing this with you.Barnabas Collins:Do not fear, my child. I simply seek advice on the art of courting a woman of this time... Land. And who better to tutor me than a woman of your age? What is your age, if I may?Carolyn Stoddard:Fifteen.Barnabas Collins:Fifteen and no husband. You must put those birthing hips to good use at once lest your womb shrivel up and die.Carolyn Stoddard:You're weird.Barnabas Collins:But do you think me too weird for a woman of this... land?Carolyn Stoddard:You obviously mean Vicky.Barnabas Collins:She has the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.Carolyn Stoddard:You're way too weird.Barnabas Collins:Do you really think so?Carolyn Stoddard:You're all stiff, proper and old-fashioned.Barnabas Collins:And Victoria... Is she not proper?Carolyn Stoddard:She likes to pretend she's rock 'n' roll. She's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure.Barnabas Collins:Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers?Carolyn Stoddard:The Carpenters are musicians, stupid.Barnabas Collins:Ah, music. Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I am a picker, I am a grinner / I am a lover and I am a sinner / I play my music in the sun" If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent.Carolyn Stoddard:Okay. If you wanna get with her, you're gonna have to change your approach. Drop the whole weird Swinging London thing and hang out with a few normal people

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I don't feel comfortable discussing this with you

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Do not fear my child

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I simply seek advice on the art of courting a woman of this time

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Land

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And who better to tutor me than a woman of your age

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What is your age if I may

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Fifteen Fifteen and no husband

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You must put those birthing hips to good use at once

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lest your womb shrivel up and die

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You're weird

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But do you think me too weird for a woman of this

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land

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You obviously mean Vicky

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She has the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon

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You're way too weird

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Do you really think so

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You're all stiff proper and old fashioned

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And Victoria

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is she not proper

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She likes to pretend she's rock 'n' roll

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She's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure

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Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers

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The Carpenters are musicians stupid

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Music

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Yes I'm rather fond of the music of the day

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I am a picker

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I am a grinner

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I am a lover

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And I am a sinner

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I play my music

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In the sun

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If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent

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Okay

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If you wanna get with her you're gonna have to change your approach

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Drop the whole weird Swinging London thing

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and hang out with a few normal people

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لا أشعر بالراحه لمناقشة هذا الأمر معك

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لا تخافي يا طفلتي أنا فقط أريد النصيحه

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من وجهة نظر فتاه من هذا العصر

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و من أفضل من ينصحني إلا فتاه في عمرك

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كم عمرك لو سمحتي لي أن أسأل

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خمسة عشر 15و لم تتزوجي حتى الآن

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إستخدمي مفاتنك جيدا قبل أن يذبل رحمك و يموت

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إنك غريب الأطوار

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لماذا تعتبريني غريبا بالنسبه لإمرأه من هذا البلد

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واضح أنك تقصد فيكي

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لم تقع عيناي على إمرأه لها مثل مفاتنها

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إنك بالغ الغرابه أتعتقدين ذلك حقا

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إنك جامد و متزمت و قديم الطراز

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و فيكتوريا

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أليست متزمته

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تدعي المرح لكن لها أسلوب محبي كاربنترز

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أتعنين أنها تميل للعاملين بالأخشاب

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كاربنترز هم موسيقيون أيها الغبي

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الموسيقى نعم

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إني مغرم بالموسيقى المعاصره

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أنا أحسن الإختيار أنا كثير التبسم

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أنا عاشق

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و أنا آثم

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أعزف موسيقاي تحت ضوء الشمس

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لا أحد فصيح كهذا إلا شكسبير

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حسنا

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لو أردت أن تنجح معها غير من أسلوبك

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دعك من تصرفاتك اللندنيه الغريبه

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و صادق بعض الناس الطبيعيين

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Ça me gêne de parler de ça avec toi

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N'ayez crainte mon enfant

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Avisez moi simplement sur l'art de courtiser une dame du présent

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Du pays

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Y a t il mieux indiqué pour cela qu'une dame de votre âge

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Quel est il je vous prie

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15 ans

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15 ans et point de mari

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Usez de vos hanches à enfanter avant que votre matrice

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ne meure flétrie

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T'es bizarre

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Mais me trouvez vous trop bizarre pour une dame du

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pays

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Tu parles forcément de Vicky

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Elle a les hanches les plus fécondes

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que mes yeux aient couvées

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T'es super trop bizarre

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Vous trouvez vraiment

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T'es tout coincé comme il faut et vieux jeu

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Et Victoria

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N'est elle point

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comme il faut

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Elle se donne un genre rock 'n' roll

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mais elle est fan des Carpenters c'est sûr

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Elle a un penchant pour les fabricants de carpettes

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C'est des musiciens ducon

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La musique

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Je prise fort la musique de ce temps

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Je suis un glaneur

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Je suis un rieur

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Je suis un adorateur

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Et je suis

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Un pécheur

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Je joue ma musique

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Au soleil

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Shakespeare fut moins éloquent

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Si tu veux te la faire change d'approche

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Arrête le délire Swinging London

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et sors avec des gens normaux

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CAROLYN Es ist mir unangenehm mit dir über so was zu reden

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BARNABAS Fürchte dich nicht mein Kind

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Ich suche lediglich Rat in der Kunst der Verführung einer Frau dieses Zeitalters

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Landes

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Und welch besseren Lehrer gäbe es als eine Frau deines Alters

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Darf ich dein Alter erfahren

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15 15 und noch kein Gemahl

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Du musst dein gebärfreudiges Becken alsbald nutzen

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auf dass dein Schoß nicht verkümmere und welke

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Du bist schräg

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Aber hältst du mich denn für zu schräg für eine Frau

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dieses Landes

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Du sprichst bestimmt von Vicky

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Sie hat das gebärfreudigste fruchtbarste Becken

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dessen Anblick mir je zuteilwurde

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Du bist viel zu schräg

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Meinst du tatsächlich

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Du bist steif und altmodisch und spießig

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Und Victoria

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ist sie nicht spießig

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Die Frau macht einen auf Rock 'n' Roll

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dabei steht sie ganz sicher auf die Carpenters

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Demnach werden im Hause Carpenter keine Röcke getragen

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Rock 'n' Roll ist eine Musikrichtung Dummkopf

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Ah Musik

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Ja Ich bin ein großer Freund der Musik dieser Zeit

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SPRICHT IN REIMEN I am a picker

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I am a grinner

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I am a lover

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And I am a sinner

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I play my music

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In the sun

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HAND ZISCHT

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Wortgewaltiger als Shakespeare es je war

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Ok

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Wenn du bei der landen willst musst du dir 'ne andere Masche ausdenken

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Vergiss diesen abartigen Look

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und such dir ein paar normale Leute zum Abhängen

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Aku tidak merasa nyaman diskusikan hal ini denganmu

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Jangan takut anakku

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Aku hanya ingin dapatkan saran seni memacari wanita pada saat ini

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Dan siapa lagi yang lebih pandai mengajariku selain wanita seusiamu

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Berapa usiamu jika aku boleh tahu

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Lima belas 15 tahun dan belum bersuami

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Kau harusnya gunakan pinggulmu dengan baik

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Kecuali rahimmu akan menciut dan mati

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Kau aneh

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Menurutmu apa aku terlalu aneh untuk wanita dari daratan ini

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Maksudmu pasti Vicky

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Dia memiliki pinggul paling subur yang pernah kulihat

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Kau benar benar aneh Apakah kau benar benar berpikir begitu

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Kau terlalu kaku sopan dan kuno

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dan Victoria

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Apa dia tidak sopan

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Dia ingin berpura pura dia rock and roll

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Dia seorang penggemar The carpenter pasti

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Apakah yang kau maksud dia penggemar tukang kayu

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The Carpenters adalah musisi bodoh

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Ah musik

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Aku lebih menyukai musik jaman sekarang

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Aku seorang pengumpat

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Aku penyeringai

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Aku pecinta

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Dan aku adalah pendosa

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Aku bermain musik di bawah sinar matahari

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Kalau saja Shakespeare sudah fasih berbicara

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Oke

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Jika kau ingin mendapatkan dia kau harus mengubah cara pendekatanmu

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Buang semua benda dan hal aneh Londonmu

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Nongkrong dengan beberapa orang normal

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アナタの話退屈なんだけど

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恐れる必要はない

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ただ単に素晴らしい女性になる為のアドバイスをしたいだけだ

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同年代の女性に相談するよりもいいと思うが

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君はいくつだ

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15よ 15歳でまだ未婚なのか

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スグに腰をよく振る練習をしなさい

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子宮がしなびて使えなくなる

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変態

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ただ私にはこの地でとても気になっている女性がいる

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ビッキーの事

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彼女は腰を振りたくなるような立派なお尻をしている

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超変態

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そうかな

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ダサイ格好でセクハラを言う変態

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それからビクトリア

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何か彼女の情報があれば

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私みたいにロックを聞くべきなのに

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カーペンターばかり聞く雛ッ子よ

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大工カーペンターが好きなのか

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カーペンターって言う名前の歌手よ

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音楽

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よく詩を朗読していたものだ

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収穫家であり

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笑顔であり

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恋人であり

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罪人でもある

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音楽を奏でよう

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太陽の下

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シェイクスピアはこんな感じ

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そうね

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彼女にアプローチしたければ

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もっと色んな人の意見を

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参考にするべきじゃないかしら

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Мне неудобно обсуждать это с вами

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Не бойся дитя

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Как ухаживать за женщиной вашей эры

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Страны

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Женщина твоего возраста мне подскажет

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А сколько тебе лет

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Пятнадцать

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Пятнадцать и нет мужа

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Пора тебе дать работу своим чреслам

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пока твое чрево не иссохло

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Вы странный

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Слишком странный для женщины этой

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страны

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Вы имеете в виду Вики

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Еще не видел столь прекрасных чресл

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Вы очень странный

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Ты правда так думаешь

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Вы старомодный зануда с манерами

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А Виктория

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она распутница

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Она корчит из себя фанатку рок н ролла

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Но обожает деревенщин Карпентеров

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Она питает слабость к лесорубам

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Карпентеры музыканты идиот

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А музыка

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Я люблю современную музыку

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Я гитарист

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Я насмешник

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Я любовник

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И я грешник

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И музыка моя

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Звучит под солнцем

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Шекспиру далеко до такого красноречия

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Ладно

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Хотите подцепить ее измените подход

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Забудьте про свингующий Лондон

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Потусуйтесь с нормальными людьми

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No me siento cómoda contigo para hablar de esto

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No se preocupe hija mía Necesito un consejo

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apropiado de una mujer Collins de este tiempo

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en la Tierra

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Y quién me puede dar consejos mejor que una mujer como tú

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Qué edad tienes

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Quince

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Quince y sin marido

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Tienes que comenzar a usar tus caderas o tu útero morirá completamente

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Usted es extraño

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Crees que soy muy extraño para una mujer de esta tierra

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Es obvio que está interesado en Vicky

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Ella tiene buenas caderas según mis ojos vi que podría tener un marido

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Eres muy extraño

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Realmente crees eso

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Eres difícil educado y anticuado

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Y Victoria

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está en forma

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A ella le gusta el rock'n'roll

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A ella le gustan Los Carpenters y sí lo está

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Quieres decir que hay que tener el hobby de la carpintería

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Los Carpenters son una banda de músicos estúpido

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Ah de música

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Sí me gusta la música contemporánea de hoy

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Soy un jugador

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Soy divertido

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Soy un amante

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Y soy

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Toco mi música

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en el sol

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Sería Shakespeare tan elocuente

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Ok

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Si quieres que te vaya bien tienes que cambiar tu estilo

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Libérate de ese swing extraño de Londres

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y diviértete como la gente normal

Available in 8 languages

Duration

118 seconds

Views

425

Timestamp in Movie

00:55:28

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Tim Burton Productions,Infinitum Nihil,GK Films,Village Roadshow Pictures,Dan Curtis Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures,The Zanuck Company

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Movie Summary

Vampire Barnabas Collins is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate and family have fallen into ruin.

Actors

Carolyn Stoddard

Chloë Grace Moretz

Barnabas Collins

Elizabeth Collins Stoddard

Michelle Pfeiffer