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I have to hand it to you This is a happeningI guess the only thing missing is Alice CooperPerhaps you should go and acquaint yourself with the evening's entertainment

...ugliest woman I've ever seen

Dark Shadows • 2012

Carolyn Stoddard:
I have to hand it to you. This is a happening. I guess the only thing missing is Alice Cooper.Barnabas Collins:Perhaps you should go and acquaint yourself with the evening's entertainment.Barnabas Collins:...ugliest woman I've ever seen

Full Transcript

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I have to hand it to you This is a happening

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I guess the only thing missing is Alice Cooper

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Perhaps you should go and acquaint yourself with the evening's entertainment

Available in 8 languages

Duration

13 seconds

Views

430

Timestamp in Movie

01:12:47

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Tim Burton Productions,Infinitum Nihil,GK Films,Village Roadshow Pictures,Dan Curtis Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures,The Zanuck Company

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Movie Summary

Vampire Barnabas Collins is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate and family have fallen into ruin.

Actors

Carolyn Stoddard

Chloë Grace Moretz

Barnabas Collins