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If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent

If only Shakespearehad been as eloquent. Okay. If you wanna get with her, you'regonna have...

Dark Shadows • 2012

If only Shakespearehad been as eloquent. Okay. If you wanna get with her, you'regonna have to change your approach. Drop the whole weirdSwinging London thing... and hang outwith a few normal people

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If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent

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Okay

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If you wanna get with her you're gonna have to change your approach

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Drop the whole weird Swinging London thing

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and hang out with a few normal people

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لا أحد فصيح كهذا إلا شكسبير

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حسنا

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لو أردت أن تنجح معها غير من أسلوبك

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دعك من تصرفاتك اللندنيه الغريبه

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و صادق بعض الناس الطبيعيين

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Wortgewaltiger als Shakespeare es je war

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Ok

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Wenn du bei der landen willst musst du dir 'ne andere Masche ausdenken

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Vergiss diesen abartigen Look

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und such dir ein paar normale Leute zum Abhängen

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Kalau saja Shakespeare sudah fasih berbicara

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Oke

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Jika kau ingin mendapatkan dia kau harus mengubah cara pendekatanmu

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Buang semua benda dan hal aneh Londonmu

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Nongkrong dengan beberapa orang normal

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シェイクスピアはこんな感じ

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そうね

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彼女にアプローチしたければ

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もっと色んな人の意見を

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参考にするべきじゃないかしら

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Шекспиру далеко до такого красноречия

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Ладно

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Хотите подцепить ее измените подход

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Забудьте про свингующий Лондон

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Потусуйтесь с нормальными людьми

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Sería Shakespeare tan elocuente

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Ok

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Si quieres que te vaya bien tienes que cambiar tu estilo

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Libérate de ese swing extraño de Londres

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y diviértete como la gente normal

Available in 8 languages

Duration

15 seconds

Views

70

Timestamp in Movie

00:57:11

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Tim Burton Productions,Infinitum Nihil,GK Films,Village Roadshow Pictures,Dan Curtis Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures,The Zanuck Company

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Movie Summary

Vampire Barnabas Collins is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate and family have fallen into ruin.