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I'm gonna offer you a business proposal BarnabasMy final offerEither you agree to rule this little pond of mine side by sidepartners and loversor I put you back in the boxI have already prepared my

You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!

Dark Shadows • 2012

Angelique Bouchard:
I'm going to make an offer to you, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers... or I'll put you back in the box.Barnabas Collins:I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!

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I'm gonna offer you a business proposal Barnabas

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My final offer

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Either you agree to rule this little pond of mine side by side

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partners and lovers

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or I put you back in the box

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I have already prepared my counterproposal

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It reads thusly

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You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior

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and kiss it repeatedly

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سأقدم لك عرض عمل يا بارناباس

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عرضي الأخير

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أما أن تشارك بما أفعله بجانبي

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كشركاء و أحباء

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أو

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سأعيدك إلى تابوت

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لقد جهزت عرض مضاد بالفعل

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و هو كالتالي

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ضعي شفاهك الجميله على مؤخرتي و قبليها بإستمرار

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Je te propose un marché

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Ma dernière offre

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Soit tu acceptes de régner sur ma petite mare à mes côtés

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associés et amants

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Soit

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je te remets dans ta boîte

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J'ai déjà préparé ma contre proposition

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Elle s'énonce ainsi

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Va te faire trousser ad nauseam la partie la plus charnue de ton anatomie

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Ich werde dir jetzt ein Angebot unterbreiten Barnabas

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Mein letztes Angebot

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Entweder du herrschst Seite an Seite mit mir über meinen kleinen Teich

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als Partner und Liebhaber

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oder ich pack dich wieder in die Kiste

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Ich habe bereits mein Gegenangebot vorbereitet

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Es lautet wie folgt

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Du darfst deine wunderbaren Lippen auf meinem Hinterteil platzieren

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und es dann mehrfach lecken

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Aku akan menawarkan proposal bisnis Barnabas

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Tawaran terakhirku

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Kau setuju membuat aturan untuk menjalankan bisnis berdampingan

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Mitra dan kekasih

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Atau Kutaruh kau kembali dalam kotak

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Aku sudah mempersiapkan kontra proposalku

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Bunyinya demikian

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Kau boleh tempatkan

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bibir indahmu di pantatku dan menciumnya berulang kali

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業務提携を提案するわ

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これが最後よ

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2人で小さな池に住むべきか否か

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パートナーとして恋人として

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もしくは箱に戻るか

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既に答えは出しただろう

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つまりこういう事だ

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業務提携はせず好きなだけ私のケツに

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キスし続ければいい

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У меня есть к тебе деловое предложение

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Последнее

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Либо ты правишь со мной в этом пруду

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как партнер и любовник

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либо вновь окажешься в гробу

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У меня есть ответное предложение

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Вот оно

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Поцелуй меня в зад

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Voy a hacerte una oferta de negocios Barrabás

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Mi oferta final

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O gobernamos lado a lado

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como socios

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y amantes

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O

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Te coloco de vuelta en el ataúd

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Puedo ofrecerte una contra oferta

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Que dices a lo siguiente

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pega tus dulces labios y besa tu propio trasero en el fondo del mar

Available in 8 languages

Duration

32 seconds

Views

562

Timestamp in Movie

01:27:05

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Tim Burton Productions,Infinitum Nihil,GK Films,Village Roadshow Pictures,Dan Curtis Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures,The Zanuck Company

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Movie Summary

Vampire Barnabas Collins is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate and family have fallen into ruin.

Actors

Angelique Bouchard

Barnabas Collins

Carolyn Stoddard

Chloë Grace Moretz