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Dark Shadows

Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk

Dr. Julia Hoffman:
Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk

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Look at me Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk
Available in 8 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
461
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:49
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy, fantasy
Production
Tim Burton Productions,Infinitum Nihil,GK Films,Village Roadshow Pictures,Dan Curtis Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures,The Zanuck Company

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Movie Summary

Vampire Barnabas Collins is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate and family have fallen into ruin.

Actors

Helena Bonham Carter
Dr. Julia Hoffman
Helena Bonham Carter
Barnabas... - Dark Shadows 00:17
Barnabas...
He idolizes you - Dark Shadows 00:40
He idolizes you
Sell to you? - Dark Shadows 00:13
Sell to you?
I had no idea that my business acumen was giving you such spasms - Dark Shadows 00:11
I had no idea that my business acumen was giving you such...
Here are my termsGoest thou to hell and swiftly pleaseAnd there may Asmodeus himself suckle from your diseased teat - Dark Shadows 00:11
Here are my termsGoest thou to hell and swiftly pleaseAnd...
That's why I've missed you - Dark Shadows 00:17
That's why I've missed you
What is it you want AngeliqueYour loveYou do still love me don't youSomewhere deep down in that cold un beating heartMy dear even Aphrodite herself could not construct a more odious union - Dark Shadows 00:17
What is it you want AngeliqueYour loveYou do still love me...
What if I made youWith what a spellA little doll filled with pins That is not loveWith this OhThe body you once begged me forI must admit they have not aged a day - Dark Shadows 00:18
What if I made youWith what a spellA little doll filled with...
I'm willing to start over BarnabasI'm willing to call a truce if you'll just take meI am not as I once wasI could change thatAnd if I refuseI'll take everything you lovestarting with that little creature you've been eyeing so fondlyThe one who looks like - Dark Shadows 00:43
I'm willing to start over BarnabasI'm willing to...
That was a regrettable turn of events. - Dark Shadows 00:28
That was a regrettable turn of events.
But I cannot succumb to your charms ever again. - Dark Shadows 00:10
But I cannot succumb to your charms ever again.
If I can't have you, my love... - Dark Shadows 00:07
If I can't have you, my love...
Five more minutes. - Dark Shadows 00:20
Five more minutes.
This is a very silly play - Dark Shadows 00:04
This is a very silly play
I do not feel as though I'm becoming more human as yetGive it some timeTime doctor I have an unfortunate excess of - Dark Shadows 00:19
I do not feel as though I'm becoming more human as...
Give it some time. - Dark Shadows 00:10
Give it some time.
This is my favorite doll, called Lucy. - Dark Shadows 00:35
This is my favorite doll, called Lucy.
Balls are demonstrations of powerBalls are how the ruling class remain the ruling classExactly what I've been saying This family could use some ballsIndeed And the Collins family have always held the biggestand the most wonderful balls - Dark Shadows 00:20
Balls are demonstrations of powerBalls are how the ruling...
Indeed And the Collins family have always held the biggest - Dark Shadows 00:08
Indeed And the Collins family have always held the biggest
How do you do? - Dark Shadows 00:19
How do you do?